Indians Ditching Snapchat

The subcontinent flexed its muscle by driving Snapchat's app rating to one star on iTunes after Snap CEO Evan Spiegel said expanding into poor ass countries like India and Spain were not on his agenda. Spiegel declared Snapchat to be the app of the idle rich then plowed... read more

Snapchat Worth $24 Billion, Bella Thorne Snaps Her Pierced Nips to Explain Why

Snapchat is how every Generation Z citizen of this nation will consume content. Or not. It's worth $24 billion dollars officially following it's Initial Public Offering today.  read more

Snapchat Losing Money So Fast It's Going to Be Rich

Snapchat is about to become the latest massive dollar tech IPO, meaning Evan Spiegel will be worth several billion dollars and Miranda Kerr finally will say aye to anal. This despite the fact that Snapchat lost $515 million in 2016, beating out the $372 million it lost in... read more

Miranda Kerr Seems Like a Good Planner

Miranda Kerr has been dating the rich kid who invented Snapchat and became a shit ton richer. Evan Spiegel's twenty-five and already plowed his way through a few models and a half-dozen first dates with Taylor Swift. Billionaires are the new millionaires. All the girls... read more

The Dude Who Invented Snapchat Didn't Invent Snapchat Soon Enough

Like everybody else who is rich or famous and disliked in 2014, young Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel is now having his old emails and messages parsed and publicized to make him look like a total privileged rich white sexist asshole. He almost certainly is, but that's not... read more