Facebook Wants You To Fork Over Nudes, For Safety

  All of the money in the world and owning his own Hawaiian Island wasn’t enough for Zuck, now he wants your nudes.  read more

Facebook Adding 3,000 Content Screeners

People killing seniors and babies live on Facebook have resulted in 3,000 new jobs for content screeners. Likely in Morocco or Jordan with the existing community guideline screeners. This is three thousand times the minimum wage in Timbuktu, not Mountain View. read more

Follow Our Facebook And Never Miss A Post!

We know you're busy sucking the lives out of your miserable girlfriends and trying to avoid life in general, but if you could mosy on over to our WWTDD facebook page and hit like. You would be entered into our world of amazing content, hot babes, and all things man. Just... read more

Facebook Finds Gold at End of Gay Rainbows

According to the Daily Mail, a clickbait headline company with random words beneath, the Facebook rainbow flag option for profile pictures this past week may have been a cynical psychological test to support Mark Zuckerberg's plan to take over the world and eliminate... read more

Facebook Teleportation Is the Future

It's inevitable that Facebook will take over the world. I don't mind so much. There will be no nipples and you'll have photos of what everybody is eating for lunch, but finally we'll have a world where narcissists and lonely people are making all the rules.  Facebook... read more

Emma Watson and Facebook Plain Speaking About Women

If you're like me, you celebrated International Women's Day by having no clue it was International Women's Day. I feel like I just put my books away from Black History Month. Special days come up on you fast. U.N. Global Ambassador for Vagina Matters, Emma Watson, ... read more

Which Gender Do You Want to Be on Facebook?

Apparently, Facebook was forty-eight gender options short for new account creators who for the history of Facebook have been subjugated, nay, tormented, into choosing merely between male and female. Now, you can go with transgender woman, pre-op male, intersex, ambiguous... read more

Bono is not the worlds richest musician, will not make $1.5 billion today

In 2009, a private equity firm co-founded by Bono paid $90 million to buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, which has been valued at over $100 billion for their IPO today. And according to TMZ and Page Six, that means Bono will become the worlds richest musician by 4pm! ...the... read more