As I understand it, John Travolta has lots of money. So it might be time to treat himself to a decent hair piece. This one looks like something he got at a magic store. In Chinatown. You could make a better hair piece with any really good printer.
(source = wenn)
Fame Pictures has these pictures of hunky actor Brendan Fraser in LA today, and the caption reads: “Brendan Fraser shows off quite a large belly as he walks around town on July 13, 2009.” Then in the second to last picture, they thankfully put a big red circle around his stomach. I assume they’re being sarcastic. Or they’re crossing their fingers that people don’t still miss it, and right now are getting some pretty models to stand on either side of him and gesture towards his stomach like at car shows.
Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton have both issued statements today concerning the incident this weekend in Toronto, and I’m sure it’s just coincidence, but Will.I.Am’s statement is 172 words long, and he uses I, me or my 4 times. Once every 43 words.
Hilton’s statement is 411 words long, and he uses I, me or my 41 times. Over 10 percent of his statement is I, me or my.
Hilton’s statement (read it here) is allegedly an apology, but he does not apologize for lying on twitter when he wrote that Will.I.Am assaulted him, he does not apologize for screaming “you’re a fucking faggot” at Will.I.Am, and he specifically does not apologize to GLAAD, who earlier this week criticized his use of offensive gay slurs. To be honest it’s not entirely clear what he is apologizing for. He does however manage to work in two compliments to himself. He’s a class act.
“I am sorry that any good work I have done for promoting equality may be tainted by me reclaiming a hurtful word…”
“I am apologizing to the gay community, to anyone who was hurt by my choice of words, and to all the people who have ever emailed me to thank me for all that I have done to fight for gay rights over the last few years.”
Will.I.Am takes a slightly different approach (read it here)…
“I will not continue to comment specifically on the incident that happened in Toronto last weekend… But I would hate for my silence to be misconstrued… I do not condone harassment or violence of any kind…
No one deserves physical abuse…
And no one deserves verbal abuse…
Everyone needs to be respected…”
I hope Wills incendiary language doesn’t set Perez off again. You have to tread very lightly or he’ll scream at you. It’s like dealing with a rabid monkey.
MADONNA - A ruling by Malawi’s highest court today cleared the way for Madonna to finally adopt four-year-old “Mercy” James. When asked what turned the tide in Madonnas favor, the judge took off his big scary mask and said he saw a crow scratch a check mark in the dirt, and right after that it rained. Africa sure is awesome. (source = cnn)
THE GI JOE MOVIE - may be one of the worst things ever filmed. The director has now been fired, and there’s this: “I have heard several really bad things about the film from a few informed sources. Common word is that it is a disaster for Paramount, and that a lot of unplanned post-production work was done … just to make the thing watchable.” Wait, are they claiming the director of the Mummy and Van Helsing made a bad movie? Because that seems very hard to believe. (source = /film)
ASHLEY GREENE - looked better in a bikini last week, but she gave it a gold-medal try with her dress at last nights Rock and Republic party in LA. She should just get huge implants and then she wouldn’t need to pull her dress that tight to get cleavage. Of course big tits are my answer to everything. Especially the question, “What is something that’s terrific?” (source = wenn and splash. hq jump = here)
Literally dozens of fans have been left with nothing to do this evening since the announcement that Brett Michaels will not perform tonight in Myrtle Beach, because Sunday night he got demolished by the stage at the Tony Awards (video of that here, bigger damage pic and one more here and here). BrettMichaels.com - wait, what? - says…
“Unfortunately due injuries suffered at the Tony awards Sunday night, the Bret Michaels show scheduled for tonight in Myrtle Beach has been postponed and rescheduled for Thursday August 6th. Due to a large stage prop that struck Bret’s head further tests are being conducted on his head and spine. Bret Michaels solo tour dates will resume June 12th in Gadsden Alabama and will continue throughout the summer.”
Oh no. What will all those chubby, unloved 42-year-old women do now? They had their struggling-to-beat hearts set on this. They even cut the fingers off some new black leather gloves. Oh well. Looks like a few lucky kitty kats are getting some new scarves knit for them tonight!
Luckily Lindsay was too, um, “sleepy” to notice that the Maserati on loan to her from a guy who produces porn movies got scratched up by the valet last night in LA. Because if you’re a skinny young nymphomaniac with big tits, it might not be the best idea in the world to get in debt to a porn producer. Unless her plan is to work off the money she owes by blowing guys on tape. And if that’s the case, well then by all means go for it.
