john travolta has a secret

February 13, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

As I understand it, John Travolta has lots of money. So it might be time to treat himself to a decent hair piece. This one looks like something he got at a magic store. In Chinatown. You could make... READ MORE

Brendan Fraser has still got it

July 14, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Fame Pictures has these pictures of hunky actor Brendan Fraser in LA today, and the caption reads: “Brendan Fraser shows off quite a large belly as he walks around town on July 13, 2009.” Then in the second to... READ MORE

Will.I.Am finally speaks

June 25, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton have both issued statements today concerning the incident this weekend in Toronto, and I’m sure it’s just coincidence, but Will.I.Am’s statement is 172 words long, and he uses I, me or my 4 times. Once... READ MORE

friday morning headlines

June 12, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

MADONNA – A ruling by Malawi’s highest court today cleared the way for Madonna to finally adopt four-year-old “Mercy” James. When asked what turned the tide in Madonnas favor, the judge took off his big scary mask and said... READ MORE

Headbands are not good helmets

June 11, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Literally dozens of fans have been left with nothing to do this evening since the announcement that Brett Michaels will not perform tonight in Myrtle Beach, because Sunday night he got demolished by the stage at the Tony Awards... READ MORE

Please keep your voices down

May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Luckily Lindsay was too, um, “sleepy” to notice that the Maserati on loan to her from a guy who produces porn movies got scratched up by the valet last night in LA. Because if you’re a skinny young nymphomaniac... READ MORE