Faith Hill sang "America the Beautiful" before the Super Bowl last night and the big question on everyone’s mind is who gave a better performance, her or Jennifer Hudson. I gave the edge to Hill but you have to keep in mind that I'm incredibly racist.
Faith Hill is on the cover of Shape magazine this month (full size picture here) in her first ever bikini photo shoot, all the more amazing because she’s about to turn 41. People.com says…
What gave her the bravery? Pilates. "I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager," the Nashville-based star tells Shape magazine for its December issue. "My husband [Tim McGraw] loves it!" In July she and McGraw began a daily routine that included four miles on the elliptical, light weight lifting, crunches and push-ups. "I found I slept better, had more energy and was stronger," says Hill, who then increased her regime to include Pilates classes three times a week.
Hm. That fake background isn’t doing much to convince me this hasn’t been phtoshopped to hell. Why the blank blue screen? Is she doing a weather report?
Faith Hill and her husband Tim McGraw were in concert in Lafayette, LA Saturday night when a female fan grabbed Tims crotch. And Faith didn’'t seem to like it. She said:
"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's — somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful."
Wow, I think I'm blushing. It's so flattering to see my home state represented with such dignity. Britney Spears - who is from Kentwood, LA - couldn't believe it either and had to take a moment to collect her thoughts. She told her littl’ins, "Jayden, take your brother and you two go fetch mama her cigarettes and a can of them little weenies. Mama needs to think about wha jus happened."
The 40th annual Country Music Awards were held last night, and the big winners of the night were the Bedazzler and whoever makes those stickers of Calvin peeing on the Chevy emblem. But also Carrie Underwood, who put on her best rope belt and won the award for Best Something Or Other. Which is only noteworthy because Faith Hill clearly thought she had the best banjo music about broken dreams and bar-b-que, and didn't seem to take losing very graciously, as you can see in the clip. Didn't she learn anything from the Country Bear Jamboree?!? Country music is supposed to be about having fun, and making friends! And drinkin from a brown jug with XXX on it!
(there is sound but it kinda sucks, turn your speakers up)