Faith Hill Frozen Face Is Creeping Me Out

By Lex April 07, 2014 @ 12:42 PM

Faith Hill Frozen Botox Face At The Country Music Awards In Las Vegas
Instead of telling your kids that if they make a stupid face, they might get stuck with it forever, just whip out a picture of Faith Hill, point to it emphatically, and say, do you fucking want that for the rest of your life? Then make up some passage from the bible that forbids having botulism shot into your grill until you could taser your own face without so much as a cheek muscle twitch. Fuck, Faith Hill. I think she used to be good looking in that perfect girl you wanted to bang in high school for being so perfect kind of way. Now she just looks like she’d go bad if you don’t store her in a cool, dry area of your home. It’s creepy the way her eyes seem to follow you. Make the bad thing go away, Mother.

Photo Credit: Getty, FameFlynet

Faith Hill is “shockingly” thin now, apparently

By brendon February 15, 2013 @ 3:18 PM

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Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on the way she looked at the Grammy Awards on Sunday. Radar says…

…the 45-year-old’s recent dramatic weight loss had taken a toll on her stunning looks.
“Her neck is extremely gaunt and her clavicles, they are ripping that bodice,” Dr. Fred Pescatore. ?
…nutritional expert Dr. Majid Ali estimates 5’9? Hill’s weight at as low as 115 pounds, and warns: “Her color and general look is good, but she should not go lower.”

Or maybe those Grammy logos are just really chubby and chunky and make her look skinny by comparison, did anyone think of that? Mariah Carey probably does this all the time.

faith hill at the superbowl

By brendon February 02, 2009 @ 5:09 AM

Faith Hill sang "America the Beautiful" before the Super Bowl last night and the big question on everyone’s mind is who gave a better performance, her or Jennifer Hudson. I gave the edge to Hill but you have to keep in mind that I'm incredibly racist.

(note – faith and jennifer both used pre-recorded tracks, in case you were wondering)

FAITH HILL IS FLEXIBLE

By brendon October 20, 2008 @ 1:54 PM

Faith Hill is on the cover of Shape magazine this month (full size picture here) in her first ever bikini photo shoot, all the more amazing because she’s about to turn 41.  People.com says…

What gave her the bravery? Pilates.
"I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager," the Nashville-based star tells Shape magazine for its December issue. "My husband [Tim McGraw] loves it!"
In July she and McGraw began a daily routine that included four miles on the elliptical, light weight lifting, crunches and push-ups.
"I found I slept better, had more energy and was stronger," says Hill, who then increased her regime to include Pilates classes three times a week.

Hm.  That fake background isn’t doing much to convince me this hasn’t been phtoshopped to hell.  Why the blank blue screen?  Is she doing a weather report?

FAITH HILL IS A LADY

By brendon July 30, 2007 @ 11:12 AM

Faith Hill and her husband Tim McGraw were in concert in Lafayette, LA Saturday night when a female fan grabbed Tims crotch. And Faith didn’'t seem to like it. She said:

"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's — somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful."

Wow, I think I'm blushing. It's so flattering to see my home state represented with such dignity. Britney Spears – who is from Kentwood, LA – couldn't believe it either and had to take a moment to collect her thoughts. She told her littl’ins, "Jayden, take your brother and you two go fetch mama her cigarettes and a can of them little weenies. Mama needs to think about wha jus happened."



FAITH HILL IS A GRACIOUS LOSER

By brendon November 07, 2006 @ 8:38 AM

The 40th annual Country Music Awards were held last night, and the big winners of the night were the Bedazzler and whoever makes those stickers of Calvin peeing on the Chevy emblem. But also Carrie Underwood, who put on her best rope belt and won the award for Best Something Or Other. Which is only noteworthy because Faith Hill clearly thought she had the best banjo music about broken dreams and bar-b-que, and didn't seem to take losing very graciously, as you can see in the clip. Didn't she learn anything from the Country Bear Jamboree?!? Country music is supposed to be about having fun, and making friends! And drinkin from a brown jug with XXX on it!

(there is sound but it kinda sucks, turn your speakers up)