Farrah Abraham v. Kendall Jenner And Shit Around The Web

By Michael January 21, 2016 @ 12:00 PM

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It’s difficult to say who is more of a useless sack of shit, Farrah Abraham or the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan. As Kendall Jenner and Farrah Abraham trade barbs I can’t pick who to root for. It’s reminds me of this time I saw two crack whores having a bottle fight in an alley in NYC.

Though, to be fair, the Ray J joke is pretty solid. (TMZ)

Hannah Ferguson is all kinds of booby in Victoria’s Secret. (Last Men On Earth)

Venezuelan hottie Mariana Rodriguez is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Chloe Grace Moretz makes my mouth water. (Popoholic)

This is an assortment of some of the best in boobs. (Radass)

Irina Shayk is naked for Givenchy. (Drunken Stepfather)

Who needs bras? Not me. (The Chive)

Sophia Abraham Seems Precocious

By Lex January 18, 2016 @ 10:01 AM

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Farrah Abraham set up a social media account for her six year old daughter to prove that Facebook and Instagram are super concerned with nipples and not much else in terms of enforcing their TOS. Farrah and her daughter Sophia often re-post each other’s content, discuss their eyebrow waxings, and support each other in social media battles as puppet and master often do. There’s macabre photos of Sophia visiting her teen dad’s grave. He got out. She may not be so lucky.

Sophia’s contrived posts are as believable as if Bill Clinton suddenly Tweeted out how feminine and beguiling Hillary was in the sack. We’d call him liar and then vomit just because the subconscious is that powerful. Children should only be exploited to support your own pedestrian adult entertainment and reality career if you’re hoping to make a Maria Shriver Architects of Change panel. If this kid is removed to foster care where she’s only occasionally molested by an uncle who’s really just a close family friend who is always passing out candy, she’s likely to have a more serene childhood. Either way she ends up in porn at eighteen. This is how the sausage gets made. You were warned not to look.

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Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

By Lex January 12, 2016 @ 7:18 AM

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Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNT on Twitter because Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be the perfect universe for the limited lobed people who like watching porn stars just talk about their problems as a form of entertainment. You ever worry your insults aren’t terse enough? Try Twitter. You get a few characters, one to three inane hashtag, and an exclamation point. Fuck You #CuntFace #IJustSaidFuckYou CU !!.

Minaj noted a mistake in Abraham’s grammar on one Tweet and everybody realized a line had been crossed. Fighting ceased. God gave you women fingers so you could grasp weaves and yank each other to the ground. Not to type. Watch the apes in Space Odyssey in reverse. Take notes.

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Farrah Abraham Joins James Deen Rape Wagon And Shit Around The Web

By Michael December 08, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Media whore Farrah Abraham has joined other adult film “actresses” claiming that walking hard-on James Deen raped her. I’m no expert, but I saw part of that tape and she didn’t look like she was resisting. Also, didn’t she claim they were dating and that their “sex tape” was stolen?

Hmm, I don’t think she’s being completely honest. (Last Men On Earth)

Former narco leader Ana Pacheco shows off some different kinds of kilos. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Alas, we will not be seeing Saint West emerge from Kim’s maw on KUWTK. (TMZ)

Christina Milian’s tits are very happy. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot girls tugging on their clothes to give us a peek. (The Chive)

Miley Cyrus gives baby Jesus herpes with her version of Silent Night. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jayde Pierce belongs in a bikini all the time. (Radass)

Farrah Abraham Working Her Corner

By Lex December 01, 2015 @ 9:13 AM

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Farrah Abraham has nailed the look for low end sex products. Since her last plastic surgery failed she’s qualified for ADA protections which means Belgian softcore porn companies operating in the US must hire her or Chloe Sevigny who qualifies under the tit mole exemptions. This latest shoot in lingerie is for a social network described as Eye Candy. This is a social network in the sense that Craigslist Casual Encounters is an executive dating site. If Abraham is the white label front, don’t ask to see what’s in the back. It’s got something to do with Josh Duggar and that teddy bear and rehab not holding.

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Farrah Abraham Sexpo Ready

By Lex November 17, 2015 @ 6:56 AM

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I don’t know exactly what a sexpo is, but should you find yourself at one, consider sexercide. You’ve hit bottom. Farrah Abraham is now a thing in England because she was on their edition of Celebrity Big Brother and because British people are much kinder to women with homely faces. What Farrah Abraham knows about sex includes the upsides of unprotected intercourse in high school and how to relax your sphincter under the stress of camera lights. If this doesn’t apply to you, ask her for her birthdate and the most ounces of cum she’s ever swallowed on a dare for your lucky Lotto numbers. You’re at a sexpo, this could be the time God starts feeling sorry for you.

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