FERGIE - is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off the face of the fucking earth. (radar)
TORI SPELLING - says she had a seance with John Edwards to contact her father, and instead he made contact with Farrah Fawcett. Awesome. As if Farrahs year hasn’t been bad enough. (e!)
SELENA GOMEZ - is in a bikini part 2 (part 1 here). And she’s just a month a way from turning 18. See ya then, rape jokes. (splash)
TWITTER ……… FACEBOOK ……… FUCK YOU FLOWERS
The guy in the picture is Griffin O’Neal, and the wake he and his wife and daughter drove 300 miles to attend is in the other direction. Griffin is going this way because his dad Ryan O’Neal banned him from attending Farrah Fawcetts funeral.
This may seem surprising until you remember that the two highlights of their relationship are when Griffin killed Francis Ford Coppolas son in a boating accident in 1986, and when Ryan shot Griffin and hit his pregnant wife in the face with a fireplace poker in 2007.
So basically they’re mortal enemies, and Griffin probably only showed up to be a smartass, but at least he was direct about it. This weekend my mortal enemy said, hey let me buy you a drink. And I thought that was nice of him. But then the drink comes and it’s this bright green liquid, hissing and bubbling with fog coming off the top. After a few sips, guess what, it was a trick! The whole thing was a trick!
When my grandfather (my moms dad) died, during the viewing my dad and I were in the front row and for no real reason I asked him if he signed the guest book. And he said, “No. Why is there a raffle?” And that’s not the greatest joke in the world or anything but because we weren’t supposed to laugh we of course burst out laughing.
I know I’m rambling and no one cares but that banner picture of Ryan O’Neal saying goodbye to Farrah Fawcett at her funeral today is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it. Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd paid there respects, but other than that her service wasn’t exactly star-studded (a little somethin for the ladies). It was however super Hollywood-y. By that I mean lots of offensively inappropriate short dresses and low cut tops. Look at this whore. This is Emily McEnroe, so I guess Farrah was her aunt, and that dress is ridiculous. I have belts that go down further than that.
(21 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online and getty)
I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
