“you were a size 4 and people were calling you fat”

March 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson will be on tomorrows Oprah Winfrey show, and she won’t really talk about John Mayer saying how good she is sexually (“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”) but she does address the... READ MORE

caution: jessica simpson crossing

January 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson made a quick stop at a restaurant on Wilshire last night on her way to dinner before heading out to dinner and then In-N-Out for a quick bite to eat on the way to a bakery for... READ MORE

KFed is all ripped out

September 2, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to... READ MORE

Size 2 is in Hawaii

August 3, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she’s always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason.  Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of... READ MORE

Kevin Federline has still got it

July 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Federline played golf at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic outside LA yesterday, although at first I thought it was Winnie the Pooh. And he was smoking. I said, “No Winnie The Pooh, don’t smoke, the kids,... READ MORE

“You call this fat?”

May 12, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This months Vanity Fair has Jessica Simpson on the cover (here) and right across the top it says, “YOU CALL THIS FAT?” And “FAT” is in extra-big caps and italicized, as if to indicate that the person who said... READ MORE

morning headlines

March 16, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

RIHANNA – Lawyers for Chris Brown want the charges dropped because it was all a misunderstanding when he beat the shit out of Rihanna.  “He will argue it was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.”  Wow. ... READ MORE