Jessica Simpson will be on tomorrows Oprah Winfrey show, and she won’t really talk about John Mayer saying how good she is sexually (“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”) but she does address the fact that she’s real fat now.
Simpson opens up about her weight, telling Winfrey she is “absolutely” comfortable with her body.
“I love my curves, she says. “I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.”
“You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?” the talk show host, 56, says in disbelief, referring to infamous mom jeans Simpson wore to a chili cook off in January 2009.
Oprah must have thought she died and gone to pie heaven when she got the chance to say this crap. Size 4? In what? Table size? Dream on fatty. It’s a little insulting, like Oprah thinks we don’t know how numbers work. 4 is a small number. It represents a small amount. In this case, of ass. Fat Jessica couldn’t wear size 4 unless she and the jeans were both broken down to a molecular level and then reassembled as one.
Jessica Simpson made a quick stop at a restaurant on Wilshire last night on her way to dinner before heading out to dinner and then In-N-Out for a quick bite to eat on the way to a bakery for pie. That CAUTION sign is to alert the other patrons. She’s like Yogi Bear when he’d steal picnic baskets. You have to watch her like a hawk or she’ll pull the fire alarm and then swipe everyone’s food in the confusion.
(source = flynet)
Jennifer Lopez is the best in the world at everything, even things she does casually like acting, and now a new source says she deserved the Academy Award for Best Actress last year instead of Kate Winslett. The source, Jennifer Lopez, tells Latina magazine…
“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins–I couldn’t have been happier–but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen.”
Um, whatever. Look at the construction grade zipper they had to use on New Years Eve to keep her bodysuit from bursting apart when they stretched it around her giant ass. Most zippers on womens clothes are .2 ounces of plastic. That looks like they melted down a train to make it. It’s the kind of zipper you would use to seal up explosives if you worked on a bomb squad.
Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to them and demand Han Solo.
(the “full size” tab has never been more appropriate, but hq jump here. 4 more pics here. source = mavrix online)
Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she’s always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason. Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of her in a bikini. Kennedy went swimming, but she was busy “modeling”. Presumably for From The Neck Up Magazine because her other 95 percent is a complete mess.
Didn’t she used to have tits? No one part of her body matches any other. Skinny face, huge ass, thin legs. She’s just a bunch of different parts thrown together, like Frankenstein.
And I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but look at that poor bastards body language. He’s not hanging his head because he dropped something. Hot Sexy Roots just said, “Oh my God, you’re that guy from Scream. No way! Me and my girlfriends love you, you are so funny. What are you doing, are you here with someone?” And now he’s looking for some of that poisonous coral so he can stab himself in the heart with it.
(10 more pics here. hq jump here. source = fame)
Kevin Federline played golf at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic outside LA yesterday, although at first I thought it was Winnie the Pooh. And he was smoking. I said, “No Winnie The Pooh, don’t smoke, the kids, they look up to you!” But it’s okay. It’s just KFed. No one looks up to him, so he can do whatever.
