Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been married since 2009, and started dating in 2004, which actually makes them one of the most normal couples in Hollywood. She was even cool enough to dress up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween but skip the easy orange jumpsuit thing. So, other than the fact that babies are awful, I guess it makes sense that they would finally settle down and start a family.

“Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie, 37, tweeted, and Duhamel, 40, retweeted.

The amazing I mean awful part is that’s the exact same kind of line she writes for her songs, and it would have been one of the best lyrics she’s ever written.

Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he’s also a jackass who deosn’t think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says…

Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff … but he refused.
Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”
…the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.
Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate.
Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.

In Duhamels defense, you really would think these planes would be BlackBerry proof by now, and if sending a text will spike the thing into the ground like a fucking lawn dart, maybe we don’t know as much about flying as we think.