Josh Duhamel Looks Miserable

By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 5:11 PM

Fergie And Josh Duhamel Go To Church In Brentwood
The last time I saw this face was on James Gandolfini a month before he passed. It’s overwhelmed man face. Josh Duhamel has it going on in spades. Getting around with the ladies in Hollywood was no problem for this famed cocksman, but nurturing a blown up Fergie through her pregnancy seems to have Josh on the cliff’s edge. Yeah, Fergie looks like hell too. But she’s having a baby. Nature is supposed to make her unhappy. Josh, he’s looking ready to Shawshank through half a mile of sewer line to get out right about now. This should get interesting.

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Fergie Is Legally Changing Her Name To Fergie

By Travis July 15, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy Ferguson is more commonly known to fans of really generic pop music as Fergie, while fewer people know her as Mrs. Josh Duhamel. But as she’s set to soon give birth to the couple’s first child, Fergie decided that after almost five years of marriage, it’s time to not only take her husband’s last name, but also officially change her name to Fergie. So long, Stacy Ferguson. Hello, Fergie Duhamel.

Despite it sounding like the perfect drag queen name, I think Fergie is on to something here and she should change her name every few years to reflect where she is in life. For instance, when the couple eventually gets divorced, she can change it to Skin Like An Over-Oiled Baseball Glove Ferguson. It will be beautiful.

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Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

By Lex May 28, 2013 @ 4:42 PM


I can respect consistency. Yeah, it’s not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie’s swollen mammaries and popping wood for 78-year old Barbara Eden in her Jeannie costume. But Bill Clinton is a fucking horn dog machine. You can’t take that out of him. There’d be nothing left.

2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 4:03 PM

Jenni Farley J Woww At 2013 Logo NewNowNext Awards
Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards show and, meh, not much talent. J-Woww showed up and flashed her boobs in a perfunctory manner. Fergie came looking for her husband. And Ciara dispelled rumors that she was born with male genitalia by whipping out her dick in the men’s room and taking a leak into Ryan Seacrest’s gaping maw. An uneventful evening by all accounts.

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Fergie is pregnant

By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 2:39 PM

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Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been married since 2009, and started dating in 2004, which actually makes them one of the most normal couples in Hollywood. She was even cool enough to dress up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween but skip the easy orange jumpsuit thing. So, other than the fact that babies are awful, I guess it makes sense that they would finally settle down and start a family.

“Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie, 37, tweeted, and Duhamel, 40, retweeted.

The amazing I mean awful part is that’s the exact same kind of line she writes for her songs, and it would have been one of the best lyrics she’s ever written.

Lady Gaga is in that book about butts

By brendon December 02, 2011 @ 10:55 AM

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Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.

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