Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.
06.14.2011 many celebrities are practically retarded
Fergie has an interview in the new issue of Allure (though I’m not sure who that’s supposed to be on the cover) and she has a theory that might answer why there are so many pregnancy rumors about her.
“I think people think that I’m pregnant sometimes because my weight fluctuates.”
Ohh, gosh, you think? Could those two things be related somehow? It’s sounds crazy, but maybe. I wonder if Fergie could help me solve the mystery of my TV. It keeps going on and off, but only right after I hit the on and off button. I’m at a loss, I’ve changed every lightbulb in the house but it keeps happening. Can you help me Fergie? Is it as a ghost? Be honest with me.
04.19.2011 Tuesday morning headlines
JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, “Swashbuckling robots with swords.” Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of sword-proof metal. (deadline)
KANYE WEST - closed out Coachella Sunday night, and “delivered a grandiose, theatrical performance destined to be remembered as one of the greatest hip-hop sets of all time.” And safest. (thr and lat)
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - visited the final 7 contestants on American Idol Friday, though it’s not clear if he’ll be on air as a mentor. Too bad Pia Toscano isn’t still there. Just imagine the stirring conversation they could have had about Jersey. (e!)
FERGIE - was stopped by the TSA at LAX (again) this weekend. “Why is this old guy carrying a purse”, they asked as Fergie approached. “Somethings not right here.” (daily mail and splash news)
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Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he’s also a jackass who deosn’t think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says…
Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff … but he refused.
Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”
…the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.
Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate.
Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.
In Duhamels defense, you really would think these planes would be BlackBerry proof by now, and if sending a text will spike the thing into the ground like a fucking lawn dart, maybe we don’t know as much about flying as we think.
11.03.2010 Fergie is in Rio
Fergie hit the beach in Rio today, and luckily most of the pictures are sort of blurry so thats good. That’s when Fergie looks her best. If the pictures are clear you notice how old and dry and leathery she looks. I bet her vag looks like the tunnel Indiana Jones went down to get that gold idol in Raiders.
06.25.2010 friday afternoon headlines
FERGIE - is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off the face of the fucking earth. (radar)
TORI SPELLING - says she had a seance with John Edwards to contact her father, and instead he made contact with Farrah Fawcett. Awesome. As if Farrahs year hasn’t been bad enough. (e!)
SELENA GOMEZ - is in a bikini part 2 (part 1 here). And she’s just a month a way from turning 18. See ya then, rape jokes. (splash)
TWITTER ……… FACEBOOK ……… FUCK YOU FLOWERS
