Someone Ran Away With Mayweather’s Jewels

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Owning a state-of-the-art alarm system doesn’t guarantee great results if you’re too stupid to turn it on. But what did you expect from someone who can’t properly read the language he’s spoken since birth.


Justin Beiber Rebukes Boxing Buddy Mayweather

August 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Hillside Church that is possessing the pop star's every move told Justin to remove all bad influences from his life. So relationships with 40-year-old illiterate millionaires who punch people for a living got tossed on the chopping block.


Mayweather/McGregor Fight No Sell Out

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The demographic interested in the fight knows how to illegally stream it while split screening Xvideos at the same time. Interracial violence is just a few free ad-sponsored clicks away in YouTube cops vs. BLM compilation videos.


Nike Fires Pacquiao for Being Wicked Old School

February 18, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Manny Pacquiao noted recently that gay people are worse than animals because animals know better than to fuck their same gender. He’s obviously never visited the monkey cages at the city zoo where the hairy little fellas tug the... READ MORE

Mayweather vs. Berto Not Flying Off the Shelf

September 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when you thought paying $100 to see Floyd Mayweather slap around a crippled Pinoy made you pretty fucking cool? Nobody’s buying into this mouthy wife beater going next fight with a dude with less credibility than Spider Rico.... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Buying Love

August 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather bought or at least posed with and pretended to buy a 5 million dollar car. His kids also hate him. That’s doesn’t excuse your Sentra with the ketchup stains on the cloth upholstery. It’s a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita.... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Going Through Motions

June 30, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather is dumber than your dumbest friend. And that guy’s retarded. He’s made quite a bit of money but that can’t reform the school system in Detroit. In plain English he doesn’t know how to read or therefore... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Hopeless Romantic

June 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather’s ex-fiancee Shantel Jackson is suing the shit out of him in between bouts of porking Nelly. Who says women can’t get ahead in the world without getting punched in the head and fucking a rapper. Included in... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Stay Home

May 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather went to the Golden State Warriors game and was booed loudly when shown on the Jumbotron but to be fair he was the only black guy not in uniform. We’re all for progress just not in my... READ MORE

Mayweather and Pacquiao Felt Like Just Enough

May 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fight of the century is over. All that’s left is to steam clean the cum and body oiled stained sheets at hotels throughout Las Vegas and pretend America didn’t collectively waste ten million weeks of supplemental food stamps... READ MORE