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Nike Fires Pacquiao for Being Wicked Old School

Manny Pacquiao noted recently that gay people are worse than animals because animals know better than to fuck their same gender. He's obviously never visited the monkey cages at the city zoo where the hairy little fellas tug the crap out of each other's monkey cocks to pass the time. Nike has severed ties with the boxerbecause you kind of have to after the animals comment: "We find Manny Pacquiao's comments...read more

Mayweather vs. Berto Not Flying Off the Shelf

Remember when you thought paying $100 to see Floyd Mayweather slap around a crippled Pinoy made you pretty fucking cool? Nobody's buying into this mouthy wife beater going next fight with a dude with less credibility than Spider Rico. Showtime is suing the shit out of all those Moldovan free sporting event streaming sites to ensure that even the mildly retarded are forced to purchase ten years of Showtime to watch the...read more

Floyd Mayweather Buying Love

Floyd Mayweather bought or at least posed with and pretended to buy a 5 million dollar car. His kids also hate him. That's doesn't excuse your Sentra with the ketchup stains on the cloth upholstery. It's aKoenigsegg CCXR Trevita. No idea what that means but it goes really fast into a brick wall. Try and top it out, Money. I've seen your fights, let's get you bloody for once. Normally head room would be a problem but...read more

Floyd Mayweather Going Through Motions

Floyd Mayweather is dumber than your dumbest friend. And that guy's retarded. He's made quite a bit of money but that can't reform the school system in Detroit. In plain English he doesn't know how to read or therefore count. He just bought a car that costs 5 million dollars. That's the equivalent of you dropping a hundred grand on a Big Mac. He'll be dead within a year. You can't take it with you. I think. Don't beat...read more

Floyd Mayweather Hopeless Romantic

Floyd Mayweather's ex-fiancee Shantel Jackson is suing the shit out of him in between bouts of porking Nelly. Who says women can't get ahead in the world without getting punched in the head and fucking a rapper. Included in court documents are a marriage proposal Mayweather allegedly sent her via tex message which offered his undying love should negotiations go according to plan: "This is what I offer to you. Let's...read more

Floyd Mayweather Stay Home

Floyd Mayweather went to the Golden State Warriors game and was booed loudly when shown on the Jumbotron but to be fair he was the only black guy not in uniform. We're all for progress just not in my back yard and why is this arena in my fucking back yard I have half an acre. Some wine fed sports enthusiast started heckling Mayweather while sitting right behind him but he getsthat all the time. That's why he employs...read more

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Mayweather and Pacquiao Felt Like Just Enough

The fight of the century is over. All that's left is to steam clean the cum and body oiled stained sheets at hotels throughout Las Vegas and pretend America didn't collectively waste ten million weeks of supplemental food stamps money watching two guys past their prime wink the shit out of each other for their mega successful flimflam. The spectacle was unparalleled, right down to somebody firing off the Mexican...read more

Suge Knight Counts on Mayweather (VIDEO)

Suge Knight remains behind bars awaiting his murder trial for plowing his truck into two dudes who looked at him squirrelly. His attorney claims that Knight's good buddy Floyd Mayweather is coming to post Knight's $10 million bail after Saturday's fight, First thing's first on the to-do list. Beat Pacquiao. Bail out Suge. Kight's lawyer went on to say that his trial defense will consist of telling the jury that the...read more

Mexico Has Priorities

Mexico has not done very well as far as having potable water or sinks or faucets or a functioning government or lawful police force but they arranged for everyone in their country who has a TV to get the Mayweather Pacquiao fight for free. The fight will cost $99 or roughly half of Mexico's GDP minus the import of minstrel style midget talk show sidekicks. The networks, Televisa and Azteca, will make their money back...read more

Floyd Mayweather Is a Mark

Floyd Mayweather reportedly spent $25,000 on the mouthguard he will wear in the upcoming Manny Pacquiao fight and contentious decision. Itis stuffed with at least one real hundred dollar bill. Given these things generously cost a few hundred bucks to makeI'd comfortably say he got ripped off, minus the hundred bucks in there which he will be forced to retrieve via box cutter at some point once he mortgages his house....read more

Floyd Mayweather Gay for Luggage

Contrary to popular belief not all dudes express themselves through uncontrollable consumerism are gay. Some are just real dumb and want to prove to the companies selling them overpriced garbage that they have enough money to afford it. You can be well dressed and straight. Baggage is where you draw the line. No matter how a man might dig designer shoes, a straight guy doesn't buy luggage. Or big ass purses or...read more

We Can Stop Talking About This Now

Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed to a super boring fight that Mayweather will win in a controversial decision they both end up laughing about in the money counting room. Guys don't die in the ring anymore and rarely break a sweat. Float like a butterfly. Then sting the guy once he nears forty. Pay the fucking judges too idiot. Then have your cut guy push some needles into his effigy while you're...read more

Floyd Mayweather Has Things

Floyd Mayweather posted a photo of himself, his private jet, and eight of his cars which total over $7 million in value. Mayweather has grossedover $400 million in his career yet he's unaware shit like this is reserved for thosecomfortably entrenched in the billionaire category. This is 50 million bucks worth of shit. That's not insignificant. Most boxers retire at Mayweather's current age and splurge on hospice care....read more

Floyd Mayweather Victimized But Not in Any Fun Way

Floyd Mayweather was in Saks acting like an asshole and some lady called the police on him for pissing in a bathroom that was supposedly blocked off for a private event. The cops didn't care because the malls are a shit show this time of year. Show up for every out of bounds urination incident and next thing you know you're expected to rush over for an armed robbery in progress. I'm thinking maybe this chick doesn't...read more

Floyd Mayweather Pro Life, Not Privacy

Floyd Mayweather is being sued by his ex fiancee Shantel Jackson because he allegedly beat the shit out of her and publicly outed her for having an abortion. She sees this as an invasion of privacy and definitely no way to impress a lady. Floyd thinks making his former fetus Thanksgiving dinner conversation for the masses serves as a worthwhile tribute. Mayweather insists that his actions did not cross any lines...read more