Fox News Anchor: Texas Victims Lucky Jesus Watched Them Bleed Out

November 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jesus sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake, and he knows where to witness you getting gunned down by a psychopath in a church in Texas. While covering the devastating Sutherland Springs, Texas massacre that left twenty-six dead and twenty injured, Fox news anchor Ainsley Earhardt concluded that churches are the best places to get murdered because you get to do it close to Jesus. The guy likes a front row seat. Some are noting that this idea of Final Fantasy: Church Shooting could be insensitive to the families of those who lost their lives, while others are praising Earhardt for putting a positive spin on something for once. Why does the news always have to be so negative?

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Paris Sues Fox

January 21, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Mayor of Paris says the reputation of the City of Light has been besmirched by Fox News. She’s going to sue for one trillion Francs and the return of the Statue of Liberty. In the days after the Charlie Hebdo attack, Fox News ran a piece on Paris and other European cities where there are […]

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Megyn Kelly Takes On Jenny McCarthy In A Sexy News Segment (VIDEO)

April 17, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

In a recent op-ed in the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy made the very interesting claim that she is not and never has been “anti-vaccine,” despite her years of being a mouthpiece for the anti-vaccine movement. Instead, she’s blaming blogs for misquoting her after all this time, as she wrote that she’s always been cool with […]

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Jim Carrey Is Feuding With Fox News Over A Stupid Song (Video)

March 27, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jim Carrey returned to the big screen for the first time in nearly two years with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone earlier this month, and so far it has been a huge bomb. But even if the film were a smash hit, people wouldn’t be talking about it, because it’s his recent Funny or Die effort […]

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FOX News accidentally aired a live suicide today

September 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just before 3:00pm ET today, Fox News began covering what seemed to be a routine car chase in Arizona. Police were in pursuit of a carjacker who, after hitting speeds of 110mph on the highway, pulled onto a winding dirt road, got out of the car, ran for a hundred yards or so, then shot […]

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