Nina Agdal in Lingerie

By Bill March 12, 2013 @ 2:39 PM

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they’re for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was ‘Tina’ twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren’t buying much lingerie. Outside of the idiots who can’t wait to hear their girls utter the phrase, ‘Great, so you think I’m a whore?’, silky underwear buying is better left to the wearer. Or to girls who giggle at bachelorette parties and talk about how ‘Steve is going to die when he sees you in this’. Those girls know full well that twelve months from now married Steve will not care how his wife dresses so much as he is wondering where the hell his blowjobs went.

Still, I’d like to buy shit for Nina Agdal to wear. Because hot girls make you stupid and forget all the rules. Fuck, I’d buy her a car and a house. If I had the money, or even if I didn’t. Variable rate loans are the bomb.

 

Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie

By Lex March 04, 2013 @ 1:25 PM


We had some amazing pictures of Emily Ratajkowski up before Carl’s Jr. went and ruined everything by forcing us to remove them. There’s nothing worse than a legal letter from a burger chain. It’s all nasty and threatening and written on a greasy piece of crumpled up yellow service paper. Carl’s Jr. did invent the stoner-magnificent Cap’n Crunch milkshake, so they get some kind of lifetime pass.

In more than serviceable replacement, Emily Ratajkowski’s photo shoot from Frederick’s of Hollywood came out and it’s worth reviewing. I’ve never been in a Frederick’s of Hollywood store, not during normal business hours, but it looks like they sell the same things every other lingerie store sells — false hope that your girl will ever look like Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie.