Gabourey Sidibe was at last nights New York premiere of ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’, the 9/11 movie starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and I don’t know who the little kid on the poster is but he and I totally agree on this one.
(image source = getty and splash)
The 25th Anniversary issue of Elle magazine has 4 different covers, each one showing someone on their list of 25 notable women under 25. The covers show Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Gabourey Sidibe, and Lauren Conrad. Sidibe is actually 27, but that’s the least of Elle’s problems.
As you can see, the covers for Fox, Conrad and Seyfried show body shots, while Sidibes is more of a close up. And some, like this blog, are also saying Elle lightened her skin.
In Elles defense, it’s easy to find pictures of Sidibe at different events where she looks lighter or darker, for whatever reason. They also put Alek Wek on their cover, twice, and that chick is black as night.
As far as not showing Sidibes body, are you god damn kidding me. Of course they didn’t. If they had to have a black girl they should have gotten Zoe Saldana. Or Meagan Good. K.D. Aubert is absolutely awesome, put her on there and everybody wins. Sidibe shouldn’t be anywhere near Elle. It’s a fashion magazine celebrating beauty, and if that lump gets any fatter they’re gonna start listing her on maps.
‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe is a physically repulsive monster and in most countries her fat ass would be left alone in the street until she either died or got skinny enough to chase down some food. But in America, we’re supposed to pretend like she’s different and wonderful and uniquely sexy. Well guess what. She bought it. And now she’s an annoying bitch.
Jon Capehart of the Washington Post says…
“I was thrilled to spot her at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. ‘I know you’re having a good time and I’m sorry to interrupt,’ I began. My next sentence didn’t come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, ‘Yeah, come back in five minutes!’
Back at the table, I sheepishly related the incident to Jo-Ann Armao. “Oh! She’s horrible,” Armao said.
She saw Sidibe at the pre-cocktails and told her that she’d seen “Precious” three times … What was Sidibe’s response? “I guess I should say, ‘Thank you.’”
And Mediabistro.com says much of the same…
When asked for a picture, the less-than-enthused newbie star could barely crack a smile. One photo-seeking fan said jokingly, “that’s all you’re going to give me,” to the pouty Precious. Gabby responded, “you’ll get what I give you.”
And FishbowlDC witnessed…
a Politico reporter asking Gabby for a quick interview. Gabby replied, “one question” and then proceeded to give the reporter a one-word answer. When asked a follow up she said, “sounds like three questions, good night.”
Hahaha. It’s funny that fatty thinks she’s a part of Hollywood now. And maybe she will be as long as none of her roles require going up some stairs or looking like something from earth.
But fuck her because luckily one of the sexxxy readers sent in pictures of her incredibly hot body with wwtdd written on it. I wanted to link to her site or whatever and make sure she got the credit she deserves but she didn’t care about that. She wanted to remain anonymous. She even made me crop the pics to only show her body. I’ve always said that sexy girls with big tits are kind and wonderful, and this proves it. They don’t care about accolades, they just want to make people happy. And according to a survey of my erection, they did it!
On Monday, people started to freak out because Howard Stern didn’t realize everyone was supposed to ignore that Gabourey Sidibe is morbidly obese and has to wash herself with a rag on a stick. After a clip of him ended up on youtube, all the other fattys and outcasts banded together to stand up for her. Here is an artists conception of what that might have looked like.
Now Jessica Simpson has gotten involved, because she let herself go to hell too and instead of getting back in to shape she wants everyone to pretend like this is okay. E says…
“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”
“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”
I agree. Just as long as everything she wants is on the first floor and within range of her Rascal. Or if she really wants diabetes and heart failure. Hopefully she doesn’t want a 30th birthday or a conversation with someone new that isn’t completely awkward, because those things aren’t gonna happen.
MICHAEL JACKSON - had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t the girls go public? Who knows. Maybe they’re mermaids. (wonderwall)
GABOUREY SIDIBE - has joined the cast of a new Showtime series called, “The Big C”. The goal of the show is to see how many “the fat vagina” jokes the internet can make. (imdb)
JIMMY KIMMEL - might replace Barbara Walters as host of the interview special before the Oscars every year. It’s part of ABCs new plan to make shows people watch and enjoy. (pop eater)
JESSICA SIMPSON - is glad she doesn’t look like Daisy Duke anymore. “So am I”, agreed No One On Earth. (us.com)
KATY PERRY - should have been posted yesterday but can’t be forgotten because her Oscar dress was terrific. Her hair was down and the dress actually flattered her body instead of hiding it under 1800 yards of fabric. It went against the normal award show trend of trying to look as terrible as possible. (getty and splash)
Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:
1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!)
2. Cave Girl
3. Meatwad
4. Daywalker
(source = wenn and splash news online)
