Halle Berry Hair Fight

Halle Berry and her intermittently employedmodel ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter's hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl's hair to make her appear more white. Aubrydenied the allegation because he is a liar or possibly because his English is limited and he thought she was saying he liked his ass plundered...read more

Halle Berry's Daughter Getting Whitewashed

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl's hair and died it blonde because he apparently wants the girl to be white. No legally sane straight dude gives a shit about his daughter's hair. Either the little girl wanted this done or Aubry is a gay David Duke. This seems unlikely...read more

Gabriel Aubry Unemployable

Halle Berry's ex husband is an idle handliving off her financial support. After Berry's new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because his face was fucked up and male modeling pay is an urban legend yet to be confirmed. Aubry is bilking $16,000 a month in child support, which he is spending mostly on his own tastes in expensive gym...read more

Halle Berry Has to Support Her Baby Daddy

The day women started getting into the 'I'll bang hot young models because I can' game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a year in support to the French Canadian dude she boned until she got knocked up and realized she didn't want to spend forever with a male model. The monthly checks aren't meant to cover the cologne and ear muff...read more

police blame Halle Berrys ex for starting that fight

Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn't really sweat the details, though. Gabriel Aubry won't be charged with a crime after he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery for fighting with Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving...read more

Halle Berry will pay Gabriel Aubrys medical and legal fees

Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please don't think this means Martinez did anything wrong. Oh heavens no. "The settlement that was reached between Halle and Gabe in the aftermath of his arrest for allegedly getting into a fight with...read more

Halle Berrys fiance beat the hell out of her ex

Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave thanks for having a concrete driveway to slam Gabriels face into. (thrilling details after the jump) TMZ says... According to Gabriel's declaration, the day before Thanksgiving, Gabriel took Nahla...read more

afternoon headlines

AMANDA SEYFRIED - moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he's not magic, he can't be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com) GLEE - has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they've now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this...read more

Halle Berry is still insisting her baby is black

On Friday it was reveled that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry would sometimes argue over how their daughter was labeled in the press. Both of Aubys' parents are white, and Halles mom is white while her dad is black, but she still wants their child referred to as "black". Well, if nothing else the math on display here definitely proves she's not Asian. TMZ says... Halle Berry says it point blank ... her daughter...read more