Halle Berry Hair Fight

December 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Halle Berry and her intermittently employed model ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter’s hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl’s hair to make her appear more white. Aubry denied the allegation because he is a liar or possibly because his […]


Halle Berry’s Daughter Getting Whitewashed

November 25, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl’s hair and died it blonde because he apparently wants the girl to be white. No legally sane straight dude gives a shit about his […]


Gabriel Aubry Unemployable

November 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Halle Berry’s ex husband is an idle hand living off her financial support. After Berry’s new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because his face was fucked up and male modeling pay is an urban legend yet to be […]


Halle Berry Has to Support Her Baby Daddy

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The day women started getting into the ‘I’ll bang hot young models because I can’ game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a year in support to the French Canadian dude she boned until she got knocked up and […]


police blame Halle Berrys ex for starting that fight

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really sweat the details, though. Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged with a crime after he was arrested […]


Halle Berry will pay Gabriel Aubrys medical and legal fees

December 1, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please don’t think this means Martinez did anything wrong. Oh heavens no. “The settlement that was reached […]


Halle Berrys fiance beat the hell out of her ex

November 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave thanks for having a concrete driveway to slam Gabriels face into. (thrilling details after the jump)