police blame Halle Berrys ex for starting that fight

By brendon December 05, 2012 @ 9:00 PM

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Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really sweat the details, though.

Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged with a crime after he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery for fighting with Berry’s fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving morning.
The reason: Berry and Martinez feel it would not be in the best interest of Berry and Aubry’s four-year-old daughter, Nahla.
Instead, Aubry is expected to agree to anger management courses.

Ahhh, I should have known the so-called “victim” was lying to get back at his ex! It’s the Jerry Sandusky trial all over again!

(source = celebuzz, image source = fame/flynet)

Halle Berry will pay Gabriel Aubrys medical and legal fees

By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 5:17 PM

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Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please don’t think this means Martinez did anything wrong. Oh heavens no.

“The settlement that was reached between Halle and Gabe in the aftermath of his arrest for allegedly getting into a fight with Olivier Martinez, includes an agreement that the couple will pay for the Canadian model’s legal and medical bills. Without admitting ANY guilt, Olivier agreed to pay for Gabe’s medical bills because he suffered the brunt of the injuries from the fight,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively.

Oh ok. So Martinez won’t admit to starting the fight, that must mean Aubry started it, and now Martinez wants to help sue himself and pay his attackers medical bills. It makes perfect sense. In a related story, Casey Anthonys ghost daughter led her to some buried treasure.

Halle Berrys fiance beat the hell out of her ex

By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 2:02 PM

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Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave thanks for having a concrete driveway to slam Gabriels face into.

(thrilling details after the jump)

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afternoon headlines

By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM

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AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)

GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)

HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)

VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.

Halle Berry is still insisting her baby is black

By brendon February 08, 2011 @ 10:32 AM

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On Friday it was reveled that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry would sometimes argue over how their daughter was labeled in the press. Both of Aubys’ parents are white, and Halles mom is white while her dad is black, but she still wants their child referred to as “black”.

Well, if nothing else the math on display here definitely proves she’s not Asian. TMZ says…

Halle Berry says it point blank … her daughter is Black — a direct message to her ex Gabriel Aubry who, according to sources, “went nuts” anytime someone called Nahla Black.
Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.” The one-drop rule was used during segregation to describe anyone who wasn’t 100% Caucasian.

Look if Halle wants to go back to the old timey rules about race, that’s fine with me, but I call dibs on buying her and making her my property. Let’s see how fond of the old days this hot bitch is once I start raping her.