By Matt November 04, 2014 @ 8:40 AM
Halle Berry’s ex husband is an idle hand living off her financial support. After Berry’s new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because his face was fucked up and male modeling pay is an urban legend yet to be confirmed. Aubry is bilking $16,000 a month in child support, which he is spending mostly on his own tastes in expensive gym memberships and interracial porn. It’s unclear if his lack of job opportunities stem from his face being fucked up or because his only known accomplishment in life is banging Halle Berry. Not that that’s a small one. The couple share custody of their young child so the cash will keep flowing until that kid goes off to college, giving Aubry about a dozen years to make up a tear jerker backstory and find a wealthy widow to sponge bathe on Tuesdays. It’s somewhat reassuring to know that both men and women now suffer financially from marrying trophy spouses.
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By Lex June 11, 2014 @ 4:57 PM
The day women started getting into the ‘I’ll bang hot young models because I can’ game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a year in support to the French Canadian dude she boned until she got knocked up and realized she didn’t want to spend forever with a male model. The monthly checks aren’t meant to cover the cologne and ear muff purchases of Gabriel Aubry, they’re meant to assist Gabriel in having a not so shitty home so when their joint kid comes to visit dad she won’t be living without nannies and high thread count sheets and organic gluten free living oatmeal. This just in case the lucrative hand modeling and shaving commercial gigs slow down. In short, Frenchie gets to live off the kid. Nahla. It’s Swahili for gift. Just like Daddy done got.
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By brendon December 05, 2012 @ 9:00 PM
Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really sweat the details, though.
Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged with a crime after he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery for fighting with Berry’s fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving morning.
The reason: Berry and Martinez feel it would not be in the best interest of Berry and Aubry’s four-year-old daughter, Nahla.
Instead, Aubry is expected to agree to anger management courses.
Ahhh, I should have known the so-called “victim” was lying to get back at his ex! It’s the Jerry Sandusky trial all over again!
(source = celebuzz, image source = fame/flynet)
By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 5:17 PM
Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please don’t think this means Martinez did anything wrong. Oh heavens no.
“The settlement that was reached between Halle and Gabe in the aftermath of his arrest for allegedly getting into a fight with Olivier Martinez, includes an agreement that the couple will pay for the Canadian model’s legal and medical bills. Without admitting ANY guilt, Olivier agreed to pay for Gabe’s medical bills because he suffered the brunt of the injuries from the fight,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively.
Oh ok. So Martinez won’t admit to starting the fight, that must mean Aubry started it, and now Martinez wants to help sue himself and pay his attackers medical bills. It makes perfect sense. In a related story, Casey Anthonys ghost daughter led her to some buried treasure.
By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 2:02 PM
Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave thanks for having a concrete driveway to slam Gabriels face into.
(thrilling details after the jump)
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By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM
AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)
GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)
HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)
VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.