Game of Thrones Is Bloody Fucking Good (VIDEO)

By Lex March 29, 2013 @ 2:29 PM









(^^^ All the epic kills of GOT Season One in Three Minutes ^^^)

Hate on, but I love what I love and I love Game of Thrones, which starts again this Sunday night. No, I’m not being paid to say that. Not that I wouldn’t, I once took five dollars to suck a McNuggets hot mustard packet through my nose. I just need to be offered.

Game of Thrones has the best kills ever on TV. I firmly believe this. It’s like the Waltons, if John-Boy would’ve hacked the rest of his family to pieces with a rusty axe, nightly, with that one light bulb on. But he didn’t. So that show sucked. While Game of Thrones rules. Geek out.

UPDATE: Okay, you can watch the Season Two Kill Count now also. I love the gurgling. I crave the gurgling!







Seth MacFarlane Dumped His Dragon Lady Girlfriend

By Travis March 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Seth MacFarlane has built a ridiculously successful TV empire ever since FOX told him to do whatever the hell he wants with Family Guy and American Dad, so it’s only natural that he’s been able to parlay that into sleeping with a ton of attractive young actresses. Among them, Eliza Dushku, Amanda Bynes, Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp and Alexandra Breckenridge, to name a few, so he’s clearly living the American dream of being insanely wealthy and dating way out of his league.

Seth’s latest girlfriend was Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke, but she must have farted in bed or something, because he’s done with her now, too.

E! News has learned that the 39-year-old Family Guy funnyman and the 25-year-old actress have parted ways.

“They are no longer dating,” a source tells E! News. “It was really a location challenge. She has been in Europe shooting Game of Thrones and he is based in California, so it was hard to make it work despite the distance. They have remained friends.” (E!)

Emilia sure put on a brave face at the Game of Thrones season 3 premiere on Monday night in Los Angeles. She’s young and will certainly bounce back from this short relationship, but being rejected still stings. So maybe she can actually train a baby dragon to grow up and attack for her at will, and it can destroy Seth with a single breath of fire.

Because otherwise he’s going to keep making those Family Guy Stars Wars parodies and, Jesus, enough already.

(Photo Credits: Getty)