gary coleman had a restraining order on his wife

By brendon June 22, 2010 @ 11:14 AM

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(note – this shit is depressing, so a hot girl with big tits sticking her tongue out sent me her picture to help in a “spoonful of sugar” kind of way)

Just in case there weren’t enough reasons to think Shannon Price killed her ex-husband Gary Coleman, Radar reports today that he secretly filed for a restringing order against her, and it proves that he considered her violent, vindictive, greedy, and dangerous. Oh, and he did it just a few months before he suffered a head wound that killed him.

…contradicting the picture that Price has painted of herself as a loving ex-wife, Coleman writes that Price “has shown a tendency to damage, destroy and steal my property and I believe she will continue to do so in my absence and while she is trespassing in my home.”
“I believe if she is given any warning of this pending order to require her to immediately vacate the home, she will cause more damage and destroy more irreplaceable memorabilia, documents, personal papers and other such valuables,” Coleman writes.
“I would therefore ask the Court to issue this order ex parte requiring her removal from the home and restraining her from going upon the premises of my home under any circumstances.”

The official documents were filed under John Doe VS. Jane Doe, which is why they weren’t discovered until now.

There’s presumably some awesome reason why the cops haven’t arrested this bitch yet, but Ill be damned if I can figure out what it is. When it comes to acting guilty, she’s done everything short of making the 911 call from a disposable liquor store cell phone while wearing a bulletproof vest and burning his clothes.

the gary coleman picture is worse than i thought

By brendon June 09, 2010 @ 6:47 PM

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(UPDATE – i couldn’t look at that picture any more, so now it’s underneath if you really want to see it. luckily internet superstar shay maria is here with some butterflies as a replacement banner picture to cheer everyone up and remind us that there’s still a lot of good in the world.)

The first of the Gary Coleman deathbed pictures were published in the Globe just a few hours ago, and it was bad enough when I pictured his ex wife taking cell phone pictures of him as he lay dying. But she even trumped that scenario by posing with him like he was an Iraqi prisoner. I’m just relieved this despicable bitch isn’t doing a thumbs up or using a sharpie to draw “cocks go here” on his face.

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morning headlines

By brendon June 09, 2010 @ 12:13 PM

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GARY COLEMANS - ex wife only got $10,000 for the pictures she took while Gary died (sold to the Globe) because even other tabloids couldn’t bring themselves to stoop so low. That’s the good news. But she probably killed him and is getting away with it. That’s bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings! Homer: “That’s good!” Old man: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate…” Homer: (confused look) Old man: “That’s bad.” (popeater, video)

KELLI - had the temerity to ask for a mention on Tyler just because she reads it and turns 21 today. It turns out Kelli is built like this. Happy Birthday Kelli, yaay, hooray, we love you Kelli!!!! (facebook)

LINDSAY LOHAN – is still claiming she did nothing wrong when her SCRAM bracelet went off Sunday night. “I’m working to get proof that I did not tamper with the bracelet or drink.” This will probably mean some story where Lindsay says the bar was real crowded and some other persons sweat got on her leg and into the bracelet. It’s dumb, but Lindsay is too dumb to know she’s dumb. Trying to explain anything is pointless, like a staring contest against a mannequin. (radar)

GERI HALLIWELL - got out of a car all disheveled and pulling her shirt back down. But don’t you dare judge her. Times are tough, and she’s got bills to pay just like the rest of us. (splash news online)

(TWITTER ……. FACEBOOK ……. IMPRESSIONIST DARTH VADER)

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monday afternoon headlines

By brendon June 07, 2010 @ 6:30 PM

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GARY COLEMANS – ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says “fuck tha police”. (tmz, tmz)

ANGELINA JOLIE - reportedly slept with Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Why would Hawke sleep with a girl way way better looking with a perfect face and bigger tits? We may never know. (star)

MARISA MILLER – was at the Spike Guys Choice Award Saturday night, and long story short, I banged her. (wenn)

TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. AWWW

this bitch is so guilty

By brendon June 07, 2010 @ 2:22 PM

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Gary Colemans ex wife is way, way too dumb to talk her way out of anything, much less murder, but that means she’s also too dumb to realize she’s too dumb to talk her way out of anything, and so therefore she won’t stop talking. In fact she did another interview with Good Morning America over the weekend. She showed up in a wheelchair for no particular reason, and then did everything but confess.

WHAT HAPPENED: “I asked him if he could make me some food. He went down there and I heard this big smack. I went down there and found him in a pool of blood.”

WHY WERE YOU SO USELESS: “I was with him down there the whole time. Seeing him in a pool of blood was difficult,” she said. “If it was someone else in my situation I am sure they wouldn’t know what to do either.”

DID YOU DO IT BITCH: “(I) would take my own life before I would ever, ever harm him.” “People can say whatever they want. I know the truth,” she said. “I would never hurt my husband, ever.”

HE HATED YOU DIDN’T HE, AND HE WANTED TO DIE: “We discussed death a few times and he always said he would be very unfair if he left me and I really respect that,” Price said “because I loved him and he loved me and we just can’t live without each other.”

DO YOU KNOW WHAT “DIVORCED” MEANS DUMMY: “We decided that wasn’t what we wanted. We just had a disagreement,” she said. “After we filed and it went through we decided that wasn’t the right choice.”
“Yeah, we had our disagreements, but it was golden. Nothing could come between us.”

GET OUT OF THAT STUPID WHEELCHAIR, FAKER: “I have had a lot of health issues. I have seizures, I have anxiety,” she said. “I miss my husband a lot. I can barely get around. It’s been a trial.”

Oh gosh, I never thought of it that way. Hasn’t this poor girl suffered enough!?

thursday morning headlines

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 11:19 AM

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KENDRA WILKINSON - is popular with someone at Hulu, who used tags like, “untalented” “moronic” and “prostitute” to describe this weeks show. In the past Kendra has said she worries people will label her “a porn star”. So hey, good news. (thx to joseph)

GARY COLEMANS EX WIFE - did apparently have the legal right to take Gary off life support, according to the hospital that let her do it. So that’s the end of that. I mean, why would they lie. (e online)

HEIDI MONTAG - is not really single of course, and her split last week was nothing but another publicity stunt. And what a success it was. Bored indifference swept the nation, as people everywhere asked, “…….who?” (us.com)