Gavin Rossdale And Gwen Stefani Seem Like Pretty Cool Parents

By Travis August 22, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Sure, their bands were perfect examples of how terribly shitty the pop “rock” music of the 1990s was, and, sure, a 47-year old man has no business wearing a choker, no matter how hip or cool he thinks he is. But Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani still seem like pretty cool people, especially when it comes to their sons, because that kid probably feels like a badass being able to wear that Superman costume wherever he goes.

It also probably helps that he knows that one day he’ll inherit a ton of money from his parents and he’ll never have to work a minute in his life before he eventually starts his own awful, shitty band. So, for now, that little kid seems pretty cool.

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Gwen Stefani looks like an awesome mom

By brendon May 21, 2012 @ 5:15 PM

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Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Marina del Rey at a party with her two boys, Zuma and Kingston Rossdale, and most of it was spent running around and chasing Kingston. It was pretty god damn cute. Until she actually caught him. The pictures don’t show it but she gave that kid an absolutely brutal beating, for like 5 minutes, until eventually the other parents pulled her off him. Everyone looked super uncomfortable after that.

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Kingston Rossdale is a pimp

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 10:23 AM

Kingston Rossdale Flirting With A Girl At A Park

I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this.

Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only phone I had when I was 4 was a direct line to winnie the pooh. God I hate this kid.

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Gavin Rossdale did some gay sex stuff

By brendon October 13, 2010 @ 12:51 PM

Gavin Rossdale tells Details magazine this month that HOLY SHIT they’re still publishing Details? Seriously? Why? More people read the Voynich Manuscript every month and no one even knows what the fuck that thing says. Well, whatever. Point is, Gavin Rossdale, Mr. Gwen Stefani, blew some guys when he was 17.

Details: Last year, the cross-dressing pop singer Marilyn revealed that he was romantically involved with you in your teens—an assertion Boy George first made in 1995. Why haven’t you talked about those claims?

Gavin Rossdale: I think at the outset there was a sort of fear—that was right at the beginning of Bush, and I didn’t want it to be part of it. It felt like a cheap shot, so I was like, “I’m not getting involved.” I’ve never wanted to appear closed about it. It’s not something I’ve talked about really because it’s always been in the glare of a tabloid world. It’s just one of those things: Move on. When you’re 17, Jesus Christ. I don’t think there’s anything strange about any form of—you’re learning about life. It’s a part of growing up. That’s it. No more, no less.
Details: So it was just a one-time experimentation?

Gavin Rossdale: Yeah. That was it. You have to know what you like, and I know what I like.

Wow this reminds me of me when I was 17. Except instead of hooking up with famous rock stars, I was alone in my bedroom doing a live version of Grease with my stuffed animals as the cast.  You can’t go back to Australia Sandy, you’ll break my heart!

(NOTE: I wouldn’t care if he was gay, but that’s his daughter Daisy Lowe dancing around in her underwear in that video, so my penis and I are delighted that he wasn’t gay for a few hours in 1988)

GWEN STEFANI IS PREGNANT

By brendon January 29, 2008 @ 9:12 AM

The Sun UK says today that Gwen Stefani is pregnant for the second time with husband Gavin Rossdale.  It was just last year that Gwen gave birth to their son, Kingston.  The Sun says:

The former NO DOUBT star and rocker husband GAVIN ROSSDALE are chuffed about having a brother or sister for their lad Kingston.
A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”
Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids.
She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

I can't believe she's pregnant.  What a whore.  And what is this guys problem?  He should know better.  Chicks get crazy when they're pregnant, but just between you and me, if you change your phone number and move to a new town, things usually work out fine.