Gene Simmons Is Pro Sex-For-Career Exchange

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Using natural resources readily available to you is the best way to get ahead in life. The ROI of a vagina is outstanding. It could birth a baby or birth a lucrative career if used correctly. 

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Gene Simmons Calls Dead Prince a Pussy

May 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gene Simmons consumes media attention as Rebel Wilson to chocolate covered name anything. The former KISS guitarist and founding member took a pot shot at dead Prince calling him pathetic for presumably croaking in his 50's from a Percocet... READ MORE

Gene Simmons Home Investigated for Child Porn

August 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A special child porn police force of the future raided the home of Gene Simmons where they grabbed up computers and other electronic devices which may or may not include Shannon Tweed’s vibrator because I’d take that too. Police... READ MORE

Gene Simmons Encourages Suicide And Shit Around The Web

August 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Gene Simmons has a simple solution to people suffering from depression or who drink or do drug: kill yourself. While many of us can relate to the desire to tell unhappy sons of bitches to just go and end... READ MORE

Gene Simmons’ Advice For Immigrants

August 13, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gene Simmons went on a fresh rant advising immigrants to learn English. Simmons has a knack for taking mundane ideas and passing them off as controversial. Take the over produced butt rock band he founded. Simmons convinced an entire... READ MORE

Paul Stanley Claims Ace and Peter Were Down on the Jews

April 9, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to Kiss’ asshole front man Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss hate Jews, most notably himself and Gene Simmons. It’s all in his latest must-read book, Face the Music: A Life Exposed, (that was in no way ghostwritten).Simmons and... READ MORE

Tito Ortiz And Gene Simmons Really Classed Up The 300 Premiere

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

They say you can tell a lot about a movie based on the type of people who show up to the premiere, and if that is indeed the case, then 300: Rise of an Empire is the Celebrity Rehab... READ MORE