Women must buy a shit ton of underwear because there are about a thousand different nameplates outside the sweatshops in Mynamar. By my count, there are three different options for men’s undergarments. If you’re in a store with a ton of underwear options for guys, think before you Facebook your location. It’s probably time to tell your parents you’re gay.
Genevieve Morton is pretty damn hot. She’s South African so her odds of being murdered in a home invasion robbery are 3:2. Enjoy her now in her vintage porn socks.
It’s an undisputed fact that short girls are better than tall girls and girls with big tits are better than everything, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Genevieve Morton is just as hot as Kate Upton, has even bigger tits, AND is South African meaning she has that sexy accent, yet somehow isn’t hugely famous.
It’s the weirdest thing and I don’t understand it all. It would be like living in a world where Superman was real, and no one had ever head of him.
(image source of genevieve in new york = inf, of genevieve with kate bock and emily didonato last night in vegas = wenn, getty)
God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year.
(note: just right click on a pic if you need the models name. its in the file name.)
When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it’s Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say we’re totally gonna do it now.
(i cropped the pics and removed the tag for the first part, the full calendar pics are after that. in case you need to right click and print your own calendar.)