Guy Skydives While Wearing George H.W. Bush

George Bush Sr. jumped out of an airplane again for his 90th birthday. Technically, Bush was wheeled to the plane, carried aboard, and had his revered, but aged carcass strapped to an Army parachuter. Bush celebrated his 75th, 80th, and 85th birthdays as a human fanny-pack as well. As an avid member of the Bilderberg Group and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Bush holds an antidote for the ravages of time, more