George Clooney just produced his fifteenth major motion picture. Guess how many have featured black actors in significant roles? That same zero goes for the half dozen feature films he’s directed. Clooney and Damon and the affable progressive brat... READ MORE

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean’s Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help... READ MORE

George Clooney is one of those guys who makes sure to announce he doesn’t have the right to lecture you on anything, then spends the next thirty minutes heatedly exercising that right. Today, it’s Hollywood backing down to North... READ MORE

George Clooney is renting out everything in Venice above the waterline this weekend to marry human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin whom I suspect he will divorce quietly before I have a chance to spell her name correctly without Google.... READ MORE

George Clooney always knows just the right moment to tell everybody why they’re wrong and he’s right. Usually it’s just moments after he and Obama crossed streams peeing together in his vanity bathroom. Maybe some Senator was after Hollywood... READ MORE

George Clooney announced that he wants to run for the Senate. Of the United States. Like, the real fucking Senate. I guess he saw Robert Redford do it in The Candidate and Kevin Spacey become the President in House... READ MORE

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone’s mind was almost certainly, “I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!” Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre... READ MORE

Word on the street is that George Clooney‘s new fiancée, Amal Alamuddin, finally broke the man who would never get married again by playing hard to get, which must have made all of his ex-girlfriends slap their foreheads in... READ MORE

Having long been one of Hollywood’s leading authorities on how to point at any woman on the planet and instantly make her undress, it seems that George Clooney is finally doing the unthinkable and hanging up his bachelor pants.... READ MORE

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn’t be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his... READ MORE