Petitioners Want George Lucas Back

January 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments petitions were designed to allow people to turn their petty feelings into petty requests. They’re fatwas for atheists. Have you heard a baby cry? It doesn’t become more worthwhile when five more babies join in. It becomes the moment you first consider killing babies. The signature list needs to be printed out for when eugenics […]


George Lucas Is Bitter And Shit Around The Web

January 1, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jowl beast and formerly good filmmaker George Lucas is really bitter about how much everyone loves Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He said in an interview with Charlie Rose that he feels like Disney are “white slavers” who bought his kids. I’m sure the 4 billion dollars he sold it for help to ease the […]


George Lucas is giving away $4 billion, is an idiot

November 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone knows that the last ‘Indiana Jones’ movie and the 3 ‘Star Wars’ prequels were awful, and that was 100 percent George Lucas’ fault because he’s an asshole. He lucked into everything he has and now he thinks he’s much much smarter than he really is. So the only fitting response this week when Disney […]


George Lucas is retiring because he sucks

January 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

George Lucas has had 37 producer credits over the past 20 years, and since pure greed beat up and drowned whatever artistic integrity he may have once had, 35 of them were about either Indiana Jones or Star Wars. The rare exception is ‘Red Tails’, which opens Friday, and he tells the NY Times that […]