Petitioners Want George Lucas Back petitions were designed to allow people to turn their petty feelings into petty requests. They're fatwas for atheists. Have you heard a baby cry? It doesn't become more worthwhile whenfive more babies join in. It becomes the moment you first consider killing babies. The signature list needs to be printed out for when eugenics comes back around. Get your Planned Parenthood snippers, we're cutting more

George Lucas Is Bitter And Shit Around The Web

Jowl beast and formerly good filmmaker George Lucas is really bitter about how much everyone loves Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He said in an interview with Charlie Rose that he feels like Disney are "white slavers" who bought his kids. I'm sure the 4 billion dollars he sold it for help to ease the pain. He's just mad because no one liked his steaming pile of shit prequels. (Dlisted) Maitland Ward shows off more

George Lucas is giving away $4 billion, is an idiot

Everyone knows that the last 'Indiana Jones' movie and the 3 'Star Wars' prequels were awful, and that was 100 percent George Lucas' fault because he's an asshole. He lucked into everything he has and now he thinks he's much much smarter than he really is. So the only fitting response this week when Disney bought LucasFilm for 4 billion dollars, and then announced plans for more 'Indiana Jones' and 'Star Wars' more

George Lucas is retiring because he sucks

George Lucas has had 37 producer credits over the past 20 years, and since pure greed beat up and drowned whatever artistic integrity he may have once had, 35 of them were about either Indiana Jones or Star Wars. The rare exception is 'Red Tails', which opens Friday, and he tells the NY Times that "it will be his final blockbuster." Which not only seems presumptuous, but is also not true. "I'm retiring," Lucas more

Speilberg blames Lucas for Indiana Jones 4 being awful

StevenSpielberg has a interview in the new issue of Empire, and if you hated the idea of aliens in 'Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull', you're in good company, because he did too. "...I sympathise with people who didn't like the MacGuffin because I never liked the MacGuffin. George and I had big arguments about the MacGuffin. I didn't want these things to be either aliens or inter-dimensional beings. more

seriously, fuck you George Lucas

In what may be the best argument ever for illegally downloading movies, George Lucas is finally releasing all 6 Star Wars titles on blu-ray, because there's still a few dollars for him to steal from his fans. And of course because he has no idea what he's doing or what made the movies good to begin with, he's also "updated" some of the scenes. As aintitcool, via badass digest, says... this is confirmed... yes, more

Wednesday headlines, with over caffeinated Renee Zellweger

AMY WINEHOUSES - dad Mitch is setting up a foundation to help people struggling with addiction. And not a moment too soon! (fox) FRANK DARABONT - is leaving his position as show-runner on 'The Walking Dead'. Darabont adapted the show, wrote or co-wrote all of season 1, and directed the premiere. It's not clear if he'll still act as executive producer or why he's leaving. Just between us, I'm not saying he got more

Indiana Jones 5 is on the way. For some reason.

Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says... Star Shia LaBeouf says they've already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project. Says LaBeouf, "I got called into Steven's office and he pitched a little bit to me and it sounds crazy, it sounds really cool." LaBeouf refused to elaborate on what the pitch for INDIANA JONES 5 involved but he added that "they're writing the script right now." Well at more