George Zimmerman Goes Free…Again And Shit Around The Web

January 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Famous murderer George Zimmerman had charges against him dropped for trying to kill his girlfriend. Everyone just kind of decided they liked having him out on the streets far too much to see him locked up. Florida. Read all about... READ MORE

DMX Isn’t Fighting George Zimmerman Anymore

February 10, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Much to the surprise of nobody, the celebrity boxing match between rapper DMX and George Zimmerman that was announced on Trayvon Martin’s birthday has been canceled. Promoter Damon Feldman decided that after he’d been called every horrible name in... READ MORE

DMX Has Agreed To Fight George Zimmerman

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know which dictionaries the people behind celebrity boxing are using these days, but the last time I checked, shooting a teenager and becoming the bloated face of both America’s gun control debate and the current state of... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Noted neighborhood watch commander George Zimmerman wants to fight Kanye West in the boxing ring. Besides being a painter now, Zimmerman also fancies himself a pugilist. He wants West to be his next opponent, for cash considerations, naturally. Zimmerman says... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Paints Another $100K

January 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America’s most overzealous neighborhood watchman and former private party part-time security guard George Zimmerman has produced a second original oil on canvas. After doing not so much for the first 28 years or so of his life, Zimmerman lucked... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Painting on Ebay Passes $100K

December 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody wants their own piece of the artistry that is George Zimmerman. The part-time private party security guard turned overzealous neighborhood watch zone commander is now taking his life’s non-work to the canvas. “Everyone has been asking what I... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Was Set Up This Time

November 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that most people would probably change their names and go into hiding for the rest of their lives if they were found not guilty of killing a black teenager, thus making millions of people want to... READ MORE

How Does George Zimmerman Get a Hot Girlfriend to Almost Shoot?

November 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yeah, George Zimmerman got arrested again, blah blah blah. Pointing guns, threatening to shoot, whatever. The more startling fact about Zimmerman’s arrest for aggravated assault on his girlfriend is that George Zimmerman has a girlfriend. Samantha Scheibe. And she’s... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Might Be Bored

September 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Zimmerman seems to miss the action of the legal system. Not that his speeding tickets and showing up at his newly ex-wife’s house to threaten her and her parents with a gun is any more than a few... READ MORE


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