Play it Cool, Gerard Butler

December 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Actor Gerard Butler went out for a stroll in South Beach yesterday, as he was probably taking a break from making underwhelming action films by scouting for women to drunkenly pass out on top of. One woman seemed pleased to meet him, as she asked him for a quick picture in exchange for the opportunity […]

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Gerard Butler Cracks Nuts With His Crack (VIDEO)

June 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Gerard Butler busted a nut with his ass the other night on German TV, (a walnut not the 80’s euphemism for ejaculation). King Leonidas was in Krautlandia to appear on a talk show called Wetten Dass to plug Olympus Has Fallen. I don’t speak Deutsch, but from what I can gather some champion butt nutcracker […]

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Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He’s had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his specific penile point of entry. You and I couldn’t get away with this sexual visual scrubdown […]

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“Olympus Has Fallen” has a cool trailer

January 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named […]

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Gerard Butler Destroyed a Marriage

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some addicts get to the point where nothing in life matters more than their next high. In the case of perpetual ass-slayer, Gerard Butler, noting could be further from the truth. Not only did he quickly squash that shit, but he was also able to simultaneously infiltrate through friendly deception and destroy a couple’s holy […]

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Gerard Butler is already out of rehab

February 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This morning it was reported that Gerard Butler checked himself into the Betty Ford Center to get help for an addiction to prescription painkillers, and this is either a very good sign or a very bad sign but he’s already out. “Gerard has completed a successful course of treatment and has returned home in good […]

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Gerard Butler nailed Brandi Glanville. Well.

January 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville is mainly famous because Eddie Cibrian is an idiot and divorced her to marry the magic luck dragon, but now she’s the star of ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’, and during their wrap-up show last night she admitted that she and Gerard Butler did it. …the 39-year-old reality star said that Butler was […]

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