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Play it Cool, Gerard Butler

Actor Gerard Butler went out for a stroll in South Beach yesterday, as he was probably taking a break from making underwhelming action films by scouting for women to drunkenly pass out on top of. One woman seemed pleased to meet him, as she asked him for a quick picture in exchange for the opportunity to stare at her ass in a thong as she walked away. I'm not sure what happened next, but I'm willing to bet it involved...read more

Gerard Butler Cracks Nuts With His Crack (VIDEO)

Gerard Butler busted a nut with his ass the other night on German TV, (a walnut not the 80's euphemism for ejaculation). King Leonidas was in Krautlandia to appear on a talk show called Wetten Dass to plug Olympus Has Fallen. I don't speak Deutsch, but from what I can gather some champion butt nutcracker shows off his skills and then the host gets Gerard to join in. Then, for some reason, Gerard is forced to...read more

Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He's had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his specific penile point of entry. You and I couldn't get away with this sexual visual scrubdown of Ashley Judd. But when Gerard Butler does it, it's a compliment. We'd be slapped, most likely with a lawsuit, if not an...read more

"Olympus Has Fallen" has a cool trailer

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you're in luck, because there's two of those exact movies coming out soon. 'White House Down' has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named 'Olympus Has Fallen' has Gerard Butler grumbling cliches while saving President...read more

Gerard Butler Destroyed a Marriage

Some addicts get to the point where nothing in life matters more than their next high. In the case of perpetual ass-slayer, Gerard Butler, noting could be further from the truth. Not only did he quickly squash that shit, but he was also able to simultaneously infiltrate through friendly deception and destroy a couple's holy union. Radar reports: Butler became involved with the actress last year and carried on an...read more

Gerard Butler is already out of rehab

This morning it was reported that Gerard Butler checked himself into the Betty Ford Center to get help for an addiction to prescription painkillers, and this is either a very good sign or a very bad sign but he's already out. "Gerard has completed a successful course of treatment and has returned home in good health," says the spokesperson. "We will not be making any further comment at this time." Butler, 42, checked...read more

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Gerard Butler nailed Brandi Glanville. Well.

Brandi Glanville is mainly famous because Eddie Cibrian is an idiot and divorced her to marry the magic luck dragon, but now she's the star of 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills', and during their wrap-up show last night she admitted that she and Gerard Butler did it. ...the 39-year-old reality star said that Butler was the most famous person she's ever hooked up with. "[We had] a little week of fun," she said. When...read more

Gerard Butler almost died

Gerard Butler almost drowned yesterday after being held under water and washed over rocks by a series of big waves while filming a movie about surfing. He had to be rescued and was taken by ambulance to Stanford Medical Center for an exam but seems to be ok now. So it sounds like it was a freak accident, one of those things that no one could have predicted. Oh wait never mind... (The accident took place at) at...read more

Gerard Butler sure showed them

Gerard Butler was trying to have dinner in New York last night but was interrupted when the paparazzi tried to take his picture, so he turned the tables and took some pictures of them. Because repeatedly yelling someones name while they have a private conversation and taking their picture with a camera that looks like a telescope = pointing your phone at someone who doesn't care and making a grumpy face. Totally the...read more

Jessica Biel is with Gerard Butler now

Gerard Butler gets tons of ass because he's handsome, friendly and charming, so what chance did Jessica Biel have against him while they filmed a movie together last month in a place where there's damn near nothing to do? Not much, according to People. Their reps say the two actors are "just friends," but they appeared to be pretty close friends while shooting Playing the Field in Shreveport, La., last month. And over...read more

hahaha, you suck jennifer aniston

10 days ago Jennifer Aniston spent her birthday in Mexico with some friends, including rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, and she went on Access Hollywood and talked about how wonderful he is and then listed all the reasons why he's so wonderful. Gerard Butler did not go on Access Hollywood. Instead he went to Rio and surrounded himself with gorgeous women who seem to think shirts are made of poison. Oh and also Nicole...read more

thats not how you wear those

Gerard Butler has made it up to "S" in his directory of women in Hollywood to have sex with, and apparently first in line was "Simpson, Jessica". Page Six says... Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves. "They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each...read more

What a sexy movie

This may look like Jennifer Aniston has been reduced to starring in MILF humiliation videos, as would be befitting her acting talent and looks, and in fact the only way I would watch a Jennifer Aniston movie is if the description included the words "ATM" and "cum-soaked", but sadly I think Gerard Butler is just handcuffing her in these pictures from the set of "the Bounty". You can pretty much tell what the movie is...read more

KING LEONIDAS AND HIS NEW QUEEN

Shanna Moakler has reached stage 5, Acceptance, of the Kubler-Ross model in the wake of her ex nearly being burned alive last week, as she reportedly made out with Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler inside of Shin in LA last night. And I say she made out with him, because he seems to be looking over her shoulder the whole time. Presumably to check out someone less crazy. Her last two ex’s have ended up in lingerie and a ...read more