Gerard Butler has made it up to “S” in his directory of women in Hollywood to have sex with, and apparently first in line was “Simpson, Jessica”. Page Six says…
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves.
“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
People must feel confident when making a move on Jessica, because she was married to Nick Lachey. How high could her standards really be? If I were a girl I’d rather be raped by a guy whose penis was literally on fire while he was raping me than have sex with that moon-faced doofus Lachey.
This may look like Jennifer Aniston has been reduced to starring in MILF humiliation videos, as would be befitting her acting talent and looks, and in fact the only way I would watch a Jennifer Aniston movie is if the description included the words “ATM” and “cum-soaked”, but sadly I think Gerard Butler is just handcuffing her in these pictures from the set of “the Bounty”. You can pretty much tell what the movie is about just by these pictures. And that it will be less entertaining than actually going to the store and buying some Bounty.
(hq jump here. source = flynet and splash news online)
Shanna Moakler has reached stage 5, Acceptance, of the Kubler-Ross model in the wake of her ex nearly being burned alive last week, as she reportedly made out with Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler inside of Shin in LA last night. And I say she made out with him, because he seems to be looking over her shoulder the whole time. Presumably to check out someone less crazy. Her last two ex’s have ended up in lingerie and a plane crash. If he hit that his penis must be some kind of daredevil.
(picture source = inf daily)
