Brandi Glanville is mainly famous because Eddie Cibrian is an idiot and divorced her to marry the magic luck dragon, but now she’s the star of ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’, and during their wrap-up show last night she admitted that she and Gerard Butler did it.
…the 39-year-old reality star said that Butler was the most famous person she’s ever hooked up with.
“[We had] a little week of fun,” she said.
When asked to rate Butler as a lover on a “scale of one to ten,” she said: “11!”
By “a week” she better mean a week straight, because Brandi Glanville is fantastic looking, the perfect MILF. She’s pretty and really thin with long hair and she dresses trampy. If any other hot girl out there has been considering getting skinny as a greyhound with C-cups and an ass like this, please, by all means go for it.
Gerard Butler almost drowned yesterday after being held under water and washed over rocks by a series of big waves while filming a movie about surfing. He had to be rescued and was taken by ambulance to Stanford Medical Center for an exam but seems to be ok now. So it sounds like it was a freak accident, one of those things that no one could have predicted.
Oh wait never mind…
(The accident took place at) at Mavericks, a famed Northern California surf break known for treacherous, stories-high waves.
Butler had not surfed much before the movie but had made an effort to improve his surfing and water skills for the film.
Maverick’s cold water and giant waves have made it a Mt. Everest-like conquest for some surfers.
In 1994, Mark Foo, a seasoned big-wave surfer from Hawaii, died while surfing Mavericks.
Ten-time surfing world champion Kelly Slater has also talked about how dangerous the wave is after getting held down after a wipeout there in 2000.
So the guy couldn’t surf and he was at a break where professional surfers literally die. Awesome. Who’s producing this movie, Jennifer Aniston? Next week he’s supposed to take his very first MMA class. The plan is to lock him in a cage with a bear who just got tazed in the balls, then kill the bears cub and throw it at Butlers feet.
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Gerard Butler was trying to have dinner in New York last night but was interrupted when the paparazzi tried to take his picture, so he turned the tables and took some pictures of them. Because repeatedly yelling someones name while they have a private conversation and taking their picture with a camera that looks like a telescope = pointing your phone at someone who doesn’t care and making a grumpy face. Totally the same thing.
Actors are idiots, by the way.
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Gerard Butler gets tons of ass because he’s handsome, friendly and charming, so what chance did Jessica Biel have against him while they filmed a movie together last month in a place where there’s damn near nothing to do? Not much, according to People.
Their reps say the two actors are “just friends,” but they appeared to be pretty close friends while shooting Playing the Field in Shreveport, La., last month. And over the weekend, new photos surfaced of Biel enjoying a ride on the back of Butler’s motorcycle down the PCH in Malibu.
Uh, I wouldn’t get too comfortable on that back of the bike if I were Jessica. Shreveport is pretty god damn boring. He might have just been bored. You could bury me in a coffin and I could find just as many things to do as I could if you gave me a million dollars and set me loose in Shreveport.
10 days ago Jennifer Aniston spent her birthday in Mexico with some friends, including rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, and she went on Access Hollywood and talked about how wonderful he is and then listed all the reasons why he’s so wonderful.
Gerard Butler did not go on Access Hollywood. Instead he went to Rio and surrounded himself with gorgeous women who seem to think shirts are made of poison. Oh and also Nicole Scherzinger, who by the way just broke up with her boyfriend two months ago. The Sun says…
Fresh from his Mexican trip to celebrate JENNIFER ANISTON’s 41st birthday, the Scottish lothario hightailed it to the Rio de Janeiro carnival.
And it didn’t take him long to pick up a bikini-clad A-lister in the form of PUSSYCAT DOLLS babe NICOLE SCHERZINGER.
Can’t imagine these two have too much in common.
That said, it doesn’t take a genius to work out what Gerry might see in perfectly-formed Nic…
I’m sure if you looked close enough you could find Aniston in these pictures, 20 yards behind Butler, in a poncho and sombrero and a big bushy mustache. Crying. Because this clingy bitch bonds like cement to every poor bastard unfortunate enough to bang her.
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Gerard Butler has made it up to “S” in his directory of women in Hollywood to have sex with, and apparently first in line was “Simpson, Jessica”. Page Six says…
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves.
“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
People must feel confident when making a move on Jessica, because she was married to Nick Lachey. How high could her standards really be? If I were a girl I’d rather be raped by a guy whose penis was literally on fire while he was raping me than have sex with that moon-faced doofus Lachey.
