The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn’t nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high in the air so she’d have to reach up and catch it, I’d have been grateful.
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Geri Halliwell was in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of southern France today, and here we see her 5-year-old daughter Bluebell checking out her implants. Hopefully she’s not too curious about them though, because I don’t think she should get her own giant implants for at least another 10 years.
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Geri Halliwell is modeling her own line of bikinis that launch this summer, and even though she’s 38 now, she’s still fantastic looking and hotter than most girls half her age in my book. My book is called, “Times I Exaggerated Because A Girl Had Big Tits”.
Geri Halliwell went to the Breast Cancer Care Fashion Show in London last night, a show where the models have all had breast cancer. And she wore this dress that showed off her terrific tits. I guess as like a prank or something. Then on the way home, they saw a homeless guy and yelled, “Why don’t you get a house, jerk!” And then everyone in the limo all laughed and high fived each other and drank more champagne.
GARY COLEMANS - ex wife only got $10,000 for the pictures she took while Gary died (sold to the Globe) because even other tabloids couldn’t bring themselves to stoop so low. That’s the good news. But she probably killed him and is getting away with it. That’s bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings! Homer: “That’s good!” Old man: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate…” Homer: (confused look) Old man: “That’s bad.” (popeater, video)
KELLI - had the temerity to ask for a mention on Tyler just because she reads it and turns 21 today. It turns out Kelli is built like this. Happy Birthday Kelli, yaay, hooray, we love you Kelli!!!! (facebook)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is still claiming she did nothing wrong when her SCRAM bracelet went off Sunday night. “I’m working to get proof that I did not tamper with the bracelet or drink.” This will probably mean some story where Lindsay says the bar was real crowded and some other persons sweat got on her leg and into the bracelet. It’s dumb, but Lindsay is too dumb to know she’s dumb. Trying to explain anything is pointless, like a staring contest against a mannequin. (radar)
GERI HALLIWELL - got out of a car all disheveled and pulling her shirt back down. But don’t you dare judge her. Times are tough, and she’s got bills to pay just like the rest of us. (splash news online)
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Last night London hosted the second annual Sun Military Awards, the creation of Prince Charles as a fundraiser and awards show to honor members of the British armed forces. And apparently “fund” is Brit slang for “penis”, because Ginger Spice and her huge breasts clearly thought that’s what they were supposed to be raising when they chose this skin tight dress and push up bra.
