Ginger Spice is still in St. Tropez today, and hanging out with her looks fun. Because if she’s gonna walk around all wet in a white bikini and rubbing her tits like this, that’s pretty much a green light for me to go ahead and stare at them. How could I not? She might as well wrap them in Christmas lights.
(33 more pics here. hq jump here. source = flynet)
Ginger Spice did some crunches on that yacht and then hit the beach today, and it’s sort of amazing that all the Spice Girls have held up this well. Geri, Mel B, Victoria and … umm … Peaches? Was it Peaches? It must be nice to know you’ve become a trivia question that no one knows the answer to.
Ginger Spice, who also goes by the name Gerri Halliwell, is in Sardinia, Monaco, today, doing what all famous people do, namely lounging around on a yacht in a bikini. I think once you get famous they just issue you a yacht. But she’s not the only one reaping the benefits of her status. As of August 1st, it’s been three years since the “misunderstanding”. I no longer have to order Girl Scout cookies online anymore, they can come right to the door again!
(6 more pics here. hq jump here. source = fame)
The London premier of “The Boat That Rocked The World” began just a few hours ago (it’s now 5:58edt), and there is zero chance Ginger Spices rack stays inside that dress all night. Her arms are essentially in the same position in every picture. She can’t move and she knows it. If anyone in London is reading this right now, go to the premier and throw a baby at Ginger. If you could aim high so she has to reach up and jump a little to catch the baby, that would really help me out.
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Part of the new publicity blitz for the Spice Girls reunion seems to be to have Geri Halliwell in a new bikini every day, but I can't even decide if she looks good or not because the chick next to her is hypnotic. It looks like someone skinned a turtle and then put it in a baby sun hat and tank top. I've been staring at her for like an hour now.
I guess I just don't see what's so interesting about me and Geri Halliwell going for a walk yesterday in London. She wanted to shed a few pounds so she hired me to whip her into shape. Not sure why the paparazzi would wanna photograph that, but whatever. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to lift a car over my head and throw it at Magneto.
