RIHANNA - will request a less restrictive restraining order against Chris Brown tomorrow when he is formally sentenced for assaulting her. The current order demands he stay at least 50 yards away at all times. The new order would drop that, and state that he merely not “annoy, molest, or harass” her. If I were them I would add “punch in the face” just so everyone is on the same page. (source = radar)
GI JOE - Last month it was rumored (here) that the movie was an unwatchable mess and the director had been fired. Paramount denied it. Now they won’t screen it for critics before they release it Friday. Also their changing the title to “Star Trek: Revolution”. These seem like good signs. (source = the ap)
JESSICA SIMPSON - went to a park yesterday with her friend Ken Paves and his dogs, and she even gave the dogs some kisses. Then the dogs walked away. I can’t imagine that’s gonna help her self confidence any. (hq jump here. source = fame)
I said these were exclusive but I’m not entirely sure that’s true. I haven’t seen them anywhere else, but to be fair, I spend most of my nights updating my computer dating profile to say that I like to "have fun", and then give examples of different ways we could have fun together. I’m not entirely sure when people started to trust me with exclusives but they should probably stop because I'll just fuck it up with rambling incoherent introductions like this one. But if these are exclusive, hey look, an exclusive look at the cast of next summers "G.I. Joe", starring Rachel Nichols as Scarlett, Channing Tatum as Duke, Karolina Korkova as Cover Girl, Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow, Sienna Miller as The Baroness, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, and Dennis Quaid as Hawk. You may note that almost every one of these sets has a shot from the back. This entire movie is asses. It's like a two hour Hot Buns contest.
THREATENING UPDATE - images removed by request of Paramount.
