The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn’t nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high in the air so she’d have to reach up and catch it, I’d have been grateful.
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Ginger Spice is still in St. Tropez today, and hanging out with her looks fun. Because if she’s gonna walk around all wet in a white bikini and rubbing her tits like this, that’s pretty much a green light for me to go ahead and stare at them. How could I not? She might as well wrap them in Christmas lights.
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Geri Halliwell spent the weekend in Saint Tropez, and she could barely contain her laughter during a walk on the beach when she passed some of the fancy gentleman who, much like myself, only feel free when naked. I always suspected the popular girls did stuff like this when they got together. Snickering about boys and making mean comments. Girls are like Keyser Söze. They act all innocent and shit but drop your guard for one second and they’ll shoot you in the face.
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Ginger Spice did some crunches on that yacht and then hit the beach today, and it’s sort of amazing that all the Spice Girls have held up this well. Geri, Mel B, Victoria and … umm … Peaches? Was it Peaches? It must be nice to know you’ve become a trivia question that no one knows the answer to.
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Ginger Spice, who also goes by the name Gerri Halliwell, is in Sardinia, Monaco, today, doing what all famous people do, namely lounging around on a yacht in a bikini. I think once you get famous they just issue you a yacht. But she’s not the only one reaping the benefits of her status. As of August 1st, it’s been three years since the “misunderstanding”. I no longer have to order Girl Scout cookies online anymore, they can come right to the door again!
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The London premier of “The Boat That Rocked The World” began just a few hours ago (it’s now 5:58edt), and there is zero chance Ginger Spices rack stays inside that dress all night. Her arms are essentially in the same position in every picture. She can’t move and she knows it. If anyone in London is reading this right now, go to the premier and throw a baby at Ginger. If you could aim high so she has to reach up and jump a little to catch the baby, that would really help me out.
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