10.22.2008 GISELE IS CLEVER

One reason Gisele Bundchen is such a famous model is because of her super long legs.  So wearing ridiculously small shorts and a baggy top is a good way to look hot but not trampy.  It’s assertive without being pushy.  And it helps cover up how bony she is.   Licking her tits must feel like licking someone’s knee.

(picture source = bauer griffin)




10.10.2008 GISELE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED

Gisele Bundchen was hard at work yesterday filming a video for the Black Cowboys (I have no idea who that is), directed by Kevin Connelly of "Entourage".  You can tell someone from that unthinkably stupid show is involved here, because, unless I miss my guess, this video has a "mannequin come to life" storyline.  You may have seen similar storylines in the Mannequin movies of the 80’s and then later in the trashcan, when someone threw away a Mannequin movie from the 80’s.  Why?  Because the idea is fuckin retarded, that’s why. 

(picture source = inf daily)




03.08.2007 IS GISELE PREGNANT?

Just two weeks ago, actress Bridget Moynahan revealed that she is pregnant with the baby of her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.  Now, a Brazilian website says that Bradys new girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen, may be pregnant as well.  With Leather says:

"A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family … The pretty pair recently enjoyed five-star stays in Paris, Milan, and Rome, and Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Bundchen also took Brady to meet her parents in Porto Alegre, Brazil…"

Wow.  First Tom got a gorgeous actress pregnant, then he got an international supermodel pregnant.  In a related story, my poster of a frog in glasses on a mushroom says that there's no end to the magical places a book can take me.  Wait … those two stories aren't related at all.  Aww god dammit!