By brendon April 27, 2011 @ 1:08 PM
If there’s one thing most self-appointed “conservative” leaders hate, it’s Glee. If there’s two things they hate it’s Glee and Lady Gaga, so of course last nights episode of Glee with Lady Gaga songs in it has them going all apeshit.
The episode featured Kurt returning to his old school and receiving an apology from a closeted gay football player who had bullied him.
Celebrating acceptance, the show’s cast sings Lady Gaga’s gay pride anthem “Born This Way,”
Hitting out at show creator Ryan Murphy, conservative media critic Dan Gainor said that it was his “latest depraved initiative to promote his gay agenda.”
“This is clearly Ryan Murphy’s vision of what growing up should be, not most of America’s,” he said. “It’s a high school most parents would not want to send their kids to.”
Before calling Dan Gainor a fucking moron, I want to mention that I’m a conservative lunatic. I have 5 biographies on Barry Goldwater. I have an American flag that flew over Reagans White House. If it were up to me I would kill every living thing in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Dan Gainor is a fucking moron. As far as I know, the producers of Glee have no legislative powers, so who cares what they do. A show about gay kids isn’t gonna make your kid gay any more than a show about Abraham Lincoln is gonna make them Abraham Lincoln. If Glee could make someone experiment with the same sex, I would put TV’s behind every wall of my girlfriends bedroom and point them at her as she slept.
By brendon March 18, 2011 @ 1:45 PM
Glee is a huge success by any measure, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants to be a part of it. Slash was the first to reject the idea of using his music for a Guns and Roses episode, then Kings of Leon did the same, and in both cases co-creator Ryan Murphy got into a public, profanity laced shouting match.
And now Dave Grohl might be next.
“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f—ing Glee,” Grohl told THR. “And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his f—ing show… f— that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.”
“And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”
Um, I like Dave Grohl, and I know some people at Glee and I like them too, soo… umm… hey look, it’s a gorgeous Asian girl with big tits, my beloved Julri Waters. They should make a show about her. She could be a spy, like Nikita, and she could go undercover at a cheerleader camp. A cheerleader camp with a mystery, or a crime or whatever it is Nikita does. So she wears pigtails and those tiny shorts, but instead of guns and kicks and punches, she solves problems by kissing the other cheerleaders. In the shower. I would hope a non-violent approach like that could really be a positive influence for todays young people. Specifically the hot girls.
By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM
AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)
GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)
HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)
VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.
By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 11:32 AM
JWOWW – has turned down a $400,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” That money is gonna look pretty good a year from now when she’s strapped to a spinning wheel of wood while someone throws knives at her. (huff post)
DIANNA AGRON – of ‘Glee’ posted about their sexy GQ photo shoot. “If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?”
I have a message for concerned parents too: I don’t give a fuck about your stupid kid. You had it, you raise it. Dianna can bake the little bastards into a pie for all I care. (tumblr)
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER – but only if you’re a hot, slutty girl. Or a regular, slutty girl who can keep a secret. (twitter)
BRANDY NORWOOD – said she hasn’t had sex in years, but wearing a sheer black shirt with no bra is a good way to break out of that rut. Because I’ll rape her. (getty, pacific coast)
By brendon October 20, 2010 @ 4:39 PM
Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and some dude whose name I didn’t bother to learn from ‘Glee’ are on the cover of the GQ in a sexy new photo shoot, and since people love complaining about anything good, people are complaining about this. Specifically they say that, because ‘Glee’ takes place in a high school, these pictures are practically child pornography.
The Parents Television Council denounced the makers of the TV show “Glee” for a hyper-sexualized GQ photo shoot that will be featured in the November issue.
“It is disturbing that GQ, which is explicitly written for adult men, is sexualizing the actresses who play high school-aged characters on ‘Glee’ in this way. It borders on pedophilia. Sadly, this is just the latest example of the overt sexualization of young girls in entertainment.”
Lea and Dianna are both 24, and the guy (identity unknown) is 28, so it might be an exaggeration to say this “borders on pedophilia.” If the producers were some kind of perverts, I would have seen them at our meetings.
Besides, these pictures aren’t even that sexual. That’s why I did a real quick photoshop of the cover and erased that dork in the middle. Now it’s sort of like Lea and Dianna are about to kiss or something. Here’s one where it looks like Lea is my secret lover and sent me a picture of her ass. After that are a bunch of pictures of what Dianna would look like if she had 34F breasts and really liked this website. ‘Glee’ kicks ass!
By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 7:21 PM
THE CAST OF GLEE – has passed the Beatles for the most appearances on the Billboard Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. They’ve had 75 songs on the chart, topping the Beatles old record of 71. Isn’t it exciting to be around while the greatest band in history is in their prime? (yahoo)
WEEZER – has been offered 10 million dollars to break up by a fan who says they used to be great but now they suck and it’s frustrating. And I agree. If they don’t sing glee club versions of Britney songs, fuck them. (popeater)
TIGER WOODS – allegedly made a sex tape with porn star Devon James in 2008, and now she claims she’s sold it to a production company. A source who helped put the deal together says it shows Tiger, “playing a few holes.” Which means the source is Jeff Foxworthy: Pornographer. (radar)
KELLY BROOK – is on the cover of 2 editions of FHM this month, one in Australia, and the other in a place that I bet is revealed somewhere on the cover in that language I dont speak.