Paulina Gretzky Is the New Face of Golf

By Lex April 17, 2014 @ 10:31 AM

Paulina Gretzky Chesty In The May 2014 Issue Of Golf Digest
People who take golf super seriously are expressing concern over Paulina Gretzky raking in the cover of Golf Digest magazine. It’s supposed to be a serious periodical spanning the world of golf. People who subscribe believe that golf is a sport, as opposed to a game played largely by fat men in tan slacks. Paulina Gretzky doesn’t play the game. She’s just pretty fucking hot and getting married to a dude who does. A gaggle of talented lesbian pro golfers are¬†wondering why they can’t earn a cover. People who follow magazines get pretty fucking sensitive about their covers. Vogue readers were pissed when Kim Kardashian shat herself onto the cover of their fashion bible. Readers were irate when the surviving Boston marathon bomber was shown looking supercool on the cover of Rolling Stone. And some impulsive folks start fires in the streets when they see black people on any cover. The magazines I get mostly feature good looking girls. I canceled my subscription to Maxim when Miley earned their sexiest girl in the universe spot. I stand on some principle. I don’t feel the rage over Paulina Gretzky and her tits being the face of Golf Digest. If she took off her top and pleasured herself with a putter, I’d probably get a three year subscription.

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Holly Sonders Makes Golf a Real Sport

By Bobby J April 05, 2013 @ 10:09 AM

Holly Sonders May Golf Digest
Apparently there’s such a thing as Golf Digest magazine, and even more surprising they have a fitness issue because when you think of fit and athletic, you’ve got to think of golf. Well thank God for Golf Digest because Holly Sonders is their cover girl for their May issue. I’d never heard of her before today but she’s engaged or married to some loser whose name is unimportant, she’s from Ohio, was born on March 3, 1987 is a 5’5″ tall brunette, likes to eat at that little Italian place by her house every Tuesday and has a really cute birthmark on her lower back that you can only really see through that little window in her main floor bathroom. My grandfather was right, learning about golf is fun.

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