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Kris Jenner Photoshops Promo Pic

Kris Jenner posted a photo with Gordon Ramsay promoting her cookbook and Photoshopped the shit out her and Ramsay's face. She now resembles a young Elvis Presley or teen mom on an episode of Intervention. She also did a once over sandpapering of Ramsay's face. Unfortunately heposted the same photo of each hell demon looking properly haggard and broken (see below, if you dare, fucking Halloween spooky). Kris' cookbook...read more

Kitchen Nightmare Becomes Societal Headache (VIDEO)

Amy's Baking Company in Phoenix became famous when its owners appeared to be psychotic on Gordon Ramsay's show called Kitchen Nightmares. It featured Ramsay pretending to be angry about restaurants which were so horridly inept at conducting business they thought it would be a good idea to seek out a free thirty minute commercial about how shitty they were. Most of them were just delaying the inevitable on their way...read more

Gordon Ramsay Sucks At His Job

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares didn't help save many restaurants. A majority all went under. Ramsay's move was to barge in and change a menu from burgers and fries to contemporary vegan so he could continue to be friends with Gwyneth Paltrow. When the parolees working the kitchen would fuck up, he would scream at them in barely intelligible English in front of planted customers. If this didn't get the doors...read more

Gordon Ramsay has killed another chef

NOTE: first of all, this story is about suicide, which is obviously a very serious subject matter, but I don't want you to be sad. Because I'm fine. I'm doin' great. Struttin around like the cats pajamas, you might even say if you were my grandfather. Also: I have no idea who that Asian chick with big tits is, but her picture is here because this is about Gordon Ramsey murdering people with his poison words, so now...read more