Jessica Hart In A See Through Top In The 2014 September Issue Of GQ

By Lex August 21, 2014 @ 8:51 AM

Jessica Hart In A See Through Top In The 2014 September Issue Of GQ

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Ashley Benson, Shay Mitchell, Lucy Hale, Troian Bellisario In Bikinis In The June 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine

By Lex May 21, 2014 @ 10:18 AM

Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis In The June 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine

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Kate Bock Poses Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of GQ

By Lex May 13, 2014 @ 10:58 AM

Kate Bock Poses Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of GQ

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Natalie Dormer Topless And Covered In The April 2014 Issue Of GQ

By Lex April 02, 2014 @ 1:21 PM

Natalie Dormer Topless And Covered In The April 2014 Issue Of GQ

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Katy Perry Prayed for Big Tits

By Lex January 21, 2014 @ 6:50 PM

Katy Perry Poses For The February 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine
While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it’s all Katy ever wanted as a little girl:

“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’”

Once God granted her wish for big yabbos, Katy prayed to God that she could make millions of billions of dollars from them. Then she prayed for Russell Brand’s dick to fall off and for people not to notice that all her songs sounded the same. Most or all of those came true as well. Meanwhile, I’ve prayed to God for the chance to have sex with Katy for six years straight now without so much as a bare tit peek to show for it. Maybe I should start asking Satan.

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Dylan Penn Blessed to Look Like Mom

By Lex December 19, 2013 @ 5:50 PM

Dylan Penn Poses For A Bikini Photoshoot In The January 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine
At one point, Robin Wright Penn was so good looking, she started cursing at Hollywood for only giving her roles for hot ladies. So she tried to ugly herself up and wear lots of bad makeup and disfiguring details so she could play more serious roles. This kind of smarmy devotion to her craft made her the perfect temporary wife for Sean Penn before he beat her or just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about Myanmar politics or some such shit that drove Robin Wright away. But before they went off to their separate Fortresses of Self-Importance, they made a baby girl. They called her Dylan, after Dylan Thomas, the Welsh poet both loved to name drop at Greenwich Village cocktail parties. 22-years later, we get to nearly see her tits in GQ. Which just goes to show you absolutely nothing.

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