Katy Perry Prayed for Big Tits

January 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it’s all Katy ever wanted as a little girl: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to […]

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Dylan Penn Blessed to Look Like Mom

December 20, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At one point, Robin Wright Penn was so good looking, she started cursing at Hollywood for only giving her roles for hot ladies. So she tried to ugly herself up and wear lots of bad makeup and disfiguring details so she could play more serious roles. This kind of smarmy devotion to her craft made […]

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Adè€le Exarchopoulos Poses in GQ

October 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t possibly pronounce this chick’s name. But she’s now become famous for being in a French movie having an extended sex scene with Lea Seydoux. You can tell she’s French because she’s drinking a Coke through a straw. The French can’t drink normally out of cans. It’s one reason they get swamped so easily […]

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Chrissy Teigen Is Still The Voice Of Reason

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night’s GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn’t name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party for “acting like brats.” Never the one to mince words, Chrissy admitted that she likes to […]

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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini in GQ Magazine

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s Aubrey Plaza in GQ. She’s in the new movie The To-Do List playing a good looking high school girl who wants to learn how to blow dudes before she goes away to college. I remember those girls from high school. I mostly just called them the girls who forgot my name and called me […]

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Rita Ora Strips Down In British GQ

July 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know much about Rita Ora. I know that like most young British pop music stars listening to her music will cause blood to flow from your ears and your testicles to shrink to the size of raisins. Just that word of caution if you happen to like the way you’re hanging currently. Still, […]

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