Kylie Jenner On Men Not Being Able To Handle Jenndashians And Keeping Her Relationships ‘Super Private’

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, this is fake news from the get-go. Plenty of men have handled the Jenndashians. Kind of the tentpole of their existence. You don’t want to downplay your strengths if your entire resume reads “Work Experience: Damp Hole.”... READ MORE

Katy Perry Prayed for Big Tits

January 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it’s all Katy ever wanted as a little girl: “I... READ MORE

Dylan Penn Blessed to Look Like Mom

December 20, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At one point, Robin Wright Penn was so good looking, she started cursing at Hollywood for only giving her roles for hot ladies. So she tried to ugly herself up and wear lots of bad makeup and disfiguring details... READ MORE

Adèle Exarchopoulos Poses in GQ

October 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t possibly pronounce this chick’s name. But she’s now become famous for being in a French movie having an extended sex scene with Lea Seydoux. You can tell she’s French because she’s drinking a Coke through a straw.... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Is Still The Voice Of Reason

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night’s GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn’t name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party... READ MORE

Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini in GQ Magazine

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s Aubrey Plaza in GQ. She’s in the new movie The To-Do List playing a good looking high school girl who wants to learn how to blow dudes before she goes away to college. I remember those girls from... READ MORE