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Katy Perry Prayed for Big Tits

While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it's all Katy ever wanted as a little girl: "I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?'" Once God granted her wish...read more

Dylan Penn Blessed to Look Like Mom

At one point, Robin Wright Penn was so good looking, she started cursing at Hollywood for only giving her roles for hot ladies. So she tried to ugly herself up and wear lots of bad makeup and disfiguring details so she could play more serious roles. This kind of smarmy devotion to her craft made her the perfect temporary wife for Sean Penn before he beat her or just wouldn't shut the fuck up about Myanmar politics or...read more

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Adèle Exarchopoulos Poses in GQ

I can't possibly pronounce this chick's name. But she's now become famous for being in a French movie having an extended sex scene with Lea Seydoux. You can tell she's French because she's drinking a Coke through a straw. The French can't drink normally out of cans. It's one reason they get swamped so easily in wars by countries where people swig their pop. Photo Credit: GQ Magazineread more

Chrissy Teigen Is Still The Voice Of Reason

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night's GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn't name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party for "acting like brats." Never the one to mince words, Chrissy admitted that she likes to tell them "that their allure will be over soon," which is actually sound advice, because so few of these...read more

Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini in GQ Magazine

Here's Aubrey Plaza in GQ. She's in the new movie The To-Do List playing a good looking high school girl who wants to learn how to blow dudes before she goes away to college. I remember those girls from high school. I mostly just called them the girls who forgot my name and called me 'loser'. Or, Tammy for short. Photo Credit: GQ Maagazineread more

Rita Ora Strips Down In British GQ

I don't know much about Rita Ora. I know that like most young British pop music stars listening to her music will cause blood to flow from your ears and your testicles to shrink to the size of raisins. Just that word of caution if you happen to like the way you're hanging currently. Still, she does know how to sit on a chair like nobody's business. I guess we can call it even. Photo Credit: GQ UKread more

Emma Watson Steals Shit

You can't be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I'll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That being both the group of dropout suburban L.A. youth who terrorized the underwear and jewelry drawers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and other celebrities...read more

better Kate Upton GQ pictures are here

Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from the first pictures, making it that much more believable (and erotic!) when someone inevitably photoshops out that popsicle and adds a cock. (ok so it seems there is no Tyler Gold program, but if you...read more