Greg Poehler, Internet Troll

There is no ego more fragile than that of celebrity. Those dancing monkeys may claim they're not reading reviews or following gossip tales online, but they are all one-hundred percent lying. Maybe the Kardashians actually can't read, but they hire people who can. They call them their wizards, not as a joke, they just think people who can make sense out of a jumble of letters are mystical beings. The wizards purchase...read more