As usual Gwen Stefani shied away from the slutty stuff and wore this classy Cinderella costume to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills, and I don’t know who the guy is with her but I guess he’s supposed to be in Poison. Wouldn’t it have made more sense for him to dress up as someone from Cinderella. Then they could have a little theme going! I’m not even gay and I thought of that. He should have thought of it in like 2 seconds.
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When I was a kid if you told me a woman was 42 I pretty much pictured Rex Ryan but fatter, so needless to say Gwen Stefani, who turned 42 today and was out and about in London, looked way better than I ever thought possible. If you can name a hotter 42 year old, you’re either lying or think Gwen Stefani is named something else.
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Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Malibu with her kids and husband Gavin Rossdale, and as always she managed to look sexy without being slutty, without wearing a thong or “accidentally” losing her top in the surf. In other words, I hate you Gwen Stefani. Booo, you suck, get outa here before you give the whores in Hollywood the wrong idea.
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Gwen Stefani was still on her yacht off the coast of France near Cannes earlier today, and I guess one of the reasons she looks so good in a bikini, even at the age of 41, is because she never wears one. She’s never out in the sun. That’s why there aren’t many pictures like this. She’s so pale if she stays in the sun for more than a few minutes she starts smoking like a vampire.
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Gwen Stefani spent the weekend with her family on a yacht outside Cannes, France, and as you can see, at one point she paced back and forth on the phone in half a bikini. As you can also see, she might as well have just zipped a sleeping bag up to her neck it was so damn dull.
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I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this.
Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only phone I had when I was 4 was a direct line to winnie the pooh. God I hate this kid.
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