Not every celebrity whores their kids out to the highest bidder and sells the first baby pictures to whatever magazine pays the most. Some, like Halle Berry, just go about their life and if pictures show up, so be it. And that's how the world met Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale yesterday too, when his parents Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took him to the Beverly Hills library. I'm not gonna lie to you, that fat little bastard is cute. I hate kids, but that one seems cool. There's nothing worse than people showing you pictures of their fug ass dorky kids, because it forces you to find some compliment, even if there's clearly nothing nice to say. If you're like me, your eyes are a deep blue ocean of intrigue, but more to the point you just end up complimenting the kids hat, then you excuse yourself to the bathroom where you start a fire in the trashcan and then escape out the window.
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Gwen Stefani tried to hide her face as she left for a Halloween party Saturday, and well, of course she did. She was dressed as a fucking egg. Katy Perry did the same thing on the same night but didn’t have the decency to act embarrassed about it. They both have awesome bodies so why they would do this to me – me personally - is one of the worlds great mysteries. Why even be real foxy if you don’t dress as a Hooters waitress or a sexy Indian for Halloween? I need to pull Katy aside, tell her I don’t like your tone, young lady.
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As expected, Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at 12:46pm today in Los Angeles. People magazine says…
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May.
"Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family," they say in a statement. "Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.
Zuma Nesta Rock? Well at least he won’t have a lot of pressure, growing up as the kid of two super famous parents. With a name like that he’s anonymous, practically invisible.
Gwen Stefani might be an elephant. She’s been carrying this kid for at least a year, maybe 2, but InTouch is reporting that today is finally the day. Today Gwen checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and is scheduled to give birth via C-section at 10 a.m. PT.
"Gwen's so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy," her pal reveals to In Touch. "She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back."
Between her two kids and Cindy Crawfords two and Angelina’s three, it's like we're on the dawn of a new master race of beautiful people, as the prophecy at my birth foretold.
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Gwen Stefani has somehow doubled in size since getting pregnant. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Transformers don’t change this much. I have to assume women just use this as an excuse to eat their asses off, unless this kid weights 95 pounds, which I suppose is possible based on this picture. I can’t remember anyone ever being more pregnant than this. I think there might have been one in the bible.
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The Sun UK says today that Gwen Stefani is pregnant for the second time with husband Gavin Rossdale. It was just last year that Gwen gave birth to their son, Kingston. The Sun says:
The former NO DOUBT star and rocker husband GAVIN ROSSDALE are chuffed about having a brother or sister for their lad Kingston.
A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”
Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids.
She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”
I can't believe she's pregnant. What a whore. And what is this guys problem? He should know better. Chicks get crazy when they're pregnant, but just between you and me, if you change your phone number and move to a new town, things usually work out fine.
