Gwyneth Paltrow tells People magazine that she did not say the Anti-American quotes attributed to her in the Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias. Paltrow admits she did say that Europe was an older culture and doesn't obsess over work the way Americans do, but anything more than that was due to confusion because she was conducting the interview in Spanish, which is not her first language. Paltrow says:
I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans.
Here's the quote in the Portuguese paper Paltrow now denies:
"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."
Keep in mind the "I never, ever would have said that" part as you read what she told the UK paper the Guardian in January:
"I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties. I like living here because I don't tap into the bad side of American psychology."
Then in February she said:
"I love living in the UK! Brits are far more intelligent and civilized than Americans.”
I may be dumb, but I'm smart enough to know how to run a search on Gwyneth Paltrow quotes. I've also won several trophies for my charming personality and I was state champion in pushups, but I guess I'm uncivilized just because I've had sex with bunny slippers on two separate occasions. Well la-di-da your majesty!
Gwyneth Paltrow has, once again, prattled on to the foreign press about how America sucks and everyone else is better and smarter and more civilized and blah blah blah blah blah. This is at least the fourth time in a year and a half she's done this (1, 2, 3 here). This time it was with the Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias. Paltrow said:
"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."
In other words, "I fit in better because I'm much more intelligent and civilized than Americans". Keep in mind that Professor Genius dropped out of college after one semester. She was born rich and hasn't worked a day since. She doesn't talk about work and money at dinner because she doesn't know what those things are. Give me a girl with a dragon tail tattoo coming out of her ass and a barbell stud in her wound any day. I may wake up with a pentagram carved into my chest, but at least I won't have to listen to her boring ass fuck up a lecture from stuff she thinks she remembers someone with a monocle and a peacock told her once about Tony Blair.
(these are old obviously, it's her last February in Mexico, but it's pretty much my favorite thing ever on the page)
Okay, so this is that video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on stage with Jay Z last week in London, with Paltrow howling like a damn sheep. The magic just never ends with this idiot. Her voice is about as soothing as an alarm clock that punches you in the nuts. I feel bad for her kids. I would sleep better with a bear outside my tent than having to listen to her sing a lullaby. And yet you just know that arrogant bitch thinks she sings like an angel. Jay Z is gonna have to shoot an entire town to get his street cred back after this.
Gwyneth Paltrow used her American Express Red Card yesterday to buy some shoes at the Prada store in London. The Red Card, if you don't know, is the AMEX that donates money to African charities, up to 1 percent for the first 10,000 dollars spent, 1.25 percent after that. How do I know she used her Red Card? Don't be frightened my friends, I'm not a powerful psychic using my talents for evil. I know Gwyneth used her Red Card because I studied her subtle body language as she left the store. It's easy to miss, but if you look very carefully you'll notice how she holds the bright red card face up at a 45 degree angle for about 300 yards as she walks through the streets of London. You and Gwyneth now probably agree that she's an amazing woman. Because someone else was giving money to charity. Gwyneth didn't give any money to charity, but AMEX will in about 9 months. For her part, Gwyneth will find it in her heart to wear a pair of thousand dollar handmade Italian leather pumps. Somewhere in Africa right now, a starving child is kicking up his heels in triumph, knowing that help is on the way. At the end of the fiscal quarter. He'll be dead by then, but Gwyneth Paltrow will look fabulous. And isn't that what charity is all about.
I don't know if this was during a hurricane or what but Gwyneth Paltrow is lucky to be alive after taking on swells like this. If she's not careful, waves this extreme may cause water to get on top of the surfboard, making it cold and slippery. Which is probably why she looks like a baby giraffe on ice. I could be drunk and blindfolded and you could push me down a hill on stilts and I'd look more in control than she does, because she has to be pretty careful. If she falls, water may get up to her ankles, maybe even her knees. DON’T BE A HERO, GWEN! HOW MANY VICTIMS MUST THE SEA CLAIM!
