Gigi And Hailey Ending Gun Violence One T-Shirt At A Time

January 20, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m still amazed at the audacity of fashion models believing that they can solve serious issues simply by wearing something with a slogan on it. It’s a slap in the face. Twice, because both Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin... READ MORE

Big Deal Hailey Baldwin Still A Human Struggling With Insecurity

January 11, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

America needs to have a conversation about mental illness because celebrities are making it trendy and influencing the kids. Every sicko that gets paid for people to look at them feels like they’re special. Hailey Baldwin is obviously touched... READ MORE

A Broken Baldwin Begs To Be Left Alone

December 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bullying is a lost form of art. Contrary to popular belief, it has many benefits. Having trouble losing weight? Always being addressed as “lard ass” at social gatherings would have been enough to make Ashley Graham try the Atkins... READ MORE

Celebs Make Movie Shaming Successful Social Media Stars

December 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are some of you that have been devout practitioners of the “stop making stupid people famous” religion for quite some time. Well, now it looks like you’re finally getting a return on those tithes. If you’re a decent... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Giving Up Music At The Moment To Discover Himself

November 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine being famous for so long that you’ve failed to develop an actual personality. Now you’re married with piles of money and no prenup. And taking a break from music to “find yourself” is imperative for the sake of... READ MORE

Bieber And Baldwin Barreling Towards Future Regrets Fast

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s times like these that I wish Justin Bieber still belonged to that new age Jim Jones-like cult that’s using church and doing good for the community as their cover just like good ol’ Jimbo back in the day.... READ MORE

Biebs Using God As His Wingman

July 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Organized religion is shape shifting to avoid suffering the same fate as the dinosaurs. There’s only so long that you can keep up the fairy tales before the majority of people start calling bullshit. And Hailey Baldwin looks like... READ MORE