police blame Halle Berrys ex for starting that fight

By brendon December 05, 2012 @ 9:00 PM

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Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really sweat the details, though.

Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged with a crime after he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery for fighting with Berry’s fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving morning.
The reason: Berry and Martinez feel it would not be in the best interest of Berry and Aubry’s four-year-old daughter, Nahla.
Instead, Aubry is expected to agree to anger management courses.

Ahhh, I should have known the so-called “victim” was lying to get back at his ex! It’s the Jerry Sandusky trial all over again!

(source = celebuzz, image source = fame/flynet)

Halle Berry will pay Gabriel Aubrys medical and legal fees

By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 5:17 PM

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Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please don’t think this means Martinez did anything wrong. Oh heavens no.

“The settlement that was reached between Halle and Gabe in the aftermath of his arrest for allegedly getting into a fight with Olivier Martinez, includes an agreement that the couple will pay for the Canadian model’s legal and medical bills. Without admitting ANY guilt, Olivier agreed to pay for Gabe’s medical bills because he suffered the brunt of the injuries from the fight,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively.

Oh ok. So Martinez won’t admit to starting the fight, that must mean Aubry started it, and now Martinez wants to help sue himself and pay his attackers medical bills. It makes perfect sense. In a related story, Casey Anthonys ghost daughter led her to some buried treasure.

Halle Berrys fiance beat the hell out of her ex

By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 2:02 PM

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Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave thanks for having a concrete driveway to slam Gabriels face into.

(thrilling details after the jump)

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its the ‘Movie 43′ red band trailer

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:03 PM








Movie 43’ is actually 25 short films, so it’s not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and they all do horrible things. Except for Emma Stone sucking off a hobo disguised as a wizard. If Kieran Culkin has a better plan to get magic beans, I’d love to hear it. It’s easy to sit back and criticize after the fact Kieran.

(clip might be nsfw due to a brief clip of tits and naomi watts calling her son a fuckface among other things. your call.)

Halle Berry will fix all this

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 2:54 PM

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Today has been incredibly unsexy, and it’s not that I forgot to post these bikini pictures of Halle Berry in Malibu earlier this week, it’s that I was waiting for just the right moment so that everything would be perfect. And that moment is right now.

Ok fine I forgot. Get off your high horse, Mr. Perfect!

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Tom Hanks will love you till da break of dawn, girl

By brendon July 27, 2012 @ 2:41 PM

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‘Cloud Atlas’, directed by Tom Tykwer of ‘Run Lola Run’ and Andy and Lana Wachowski (who used to be Larry Wachowski) of the Matrix trilogy, has it’s first trailer (HD here) starring Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, and Hugh Grant in a number of different roles as characters in different lifetimes.

So Hanks is not just a guy telling you to look in the box in front of his dick, he’s also the guy from Cast Away again, van Gogh or something, and a scientist with a prosthetic nose.