By brendon August 15, 2011 @ 10:45 AM
Halle Berry spent the day with her little girl and some friends on the beach in Malibu yesterday, celebrating her 45th birthday and making other 45 year olds feel bad about themselves. That’s probably why her treacherous friends came up with lots of subversive activities that might have “accidentally” ended up with Halles face getting smashed into rocks (like this and this). What started out as a day of innocent fun ended up as The Afternoon of Betrayal!
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Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla had lunch together in West Hollywood yesterday, so I guess I should apologize for that story I posted saying Halle hated her daughter and was starving her to death. That was apparently not true.
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By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM
AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)
GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)
HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)
VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.
By brendon February 08, 2011 @ 10:32 AM
On Friday it was reveled that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry would sometimes argue over how their daughter was labeled in the press. Both of Aubys’ parents are white, and Halles mom is white while her dad is black, but she still wants their child referred to as “black”.
Well, if nothing else the math on display here definitely proves she’s not Asian. TMZ says…
Halle Berry says it point blank … her daughter is Black — a direct message to her ex Gabriel Aubry who, according to sources, “went nuts” anytime someone called Nahla Black.
Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.” The one-drop rule was used during segregation to describe anyone who wasn’t 100% Caucasian.
Look if Halle wants to go back to the old timey rules about race, that’s fine with me, but I call dibs on buying her and making her my property. Let’s see how fond of the old days this hot bitch is once I start raping her.
By brendon February 04, 2011 @ 1:15 PM
God only knows what’s going on over at TMZ these days (they apparently let Dina Lohan write unedited posts now), but lately they’ve been saying that Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry’s ex, is racist, and now they add that he “went nuts whenever anyone would refer to their daughter as black”.
Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ … whenever Gabriel would read a story about Nahla that referred to her as “black,” he would go off, insisting his baby was white. We’re told Gabriel would tell Halle and others they should demand a “retraction” when such references were made regarding his daughter.
I don’t think I’m being pedantic by pointing out that he’s right. Nahla isn’t black. Halle is half white, her mom is white, and Gabriel Aubry is Canadian, which is as white as it gets. So they should say she’s mixed. Obviously Nahlas got some black in her, though Aubry probably doesn’t wanna hear that phrase again anytime soon either.
By brendon February 03, 2011 @ 11:36 AM
KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Christ calm down. It’s just Kim Kardashian. She goes shopping. What could go wrong. It’s not like the kid was gonna be on Ultimate Fighter, and someone was gonna grab her by her ankles and swing her around as a weapon. Though that would be cool, and effective. (people)
CHARLIE SHEEN – issued a statement yesterday thanking everyone for their support, and told E! that the rumors were, “All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” Awww, you gonna cry now, little baby. (e!)
KELLY BROOK – pranced around in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures. Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (splash)