Halle Berry is in a custody battle

By brendon February 01, 2011 @ 10:37 AM

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Halle Berrys break up with Gabriel Aubrey seemed amicable enough, they were both real nice and seemed to have something worked out to share custody of their daughter, but now take whatever the exact opposite of those words are and add lots of profanity. E! says…

“She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter’s father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention.”
“Halle has serious concerns for her daughter’s well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her,” Berry’s rep says. The actress “has always made the needs and safety of her daughter her first priority and, both while Halle and Gabriel were a couple and since their breakup, Halle has only acted in her daughter’s best interest.”

Aww. I feel bad for their daughter. She’s the real victim in all this. Other than being so supernaturally beautiful that she’s probably gonna turn into a beam of pure radiant energy at puberty, her life is falling apart.

(image source = pacific coast)

Halle Berry knows how to dress

By brendon January 28, 2011 @ 3:29 PM

Halle Berry And Olivier Martinez Heading To The Dentist

Halle Berry went to the dentist in Toluca Lake yesterday, and for some reason she did it her cock-teasingest shorts. Did that poor bastard dump her in high school or something?

(image source = flynet)

morning headlines

By brendon January 19, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

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MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics)

BRUCE WILLIS – was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. “I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever.” And yet that movie totally worked, on every level, a modern masterpiece. The creative process sure is a mystery. (filmdrunk)

HALLE BERRY – is supposedly on good terms with her ex Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father of her 2yo daughter, but yesterday he filed for custody, setting up a potential tug-of-war with their child. Not a literal tug-of-war with their child of course, though that would be way more exciting. (e!)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – is ready to return to acting, perhaps playing a Nazi commander who refuses to execute POW’s at the end of WWII in With Wings As Eagles. Or perhaps playing something else, in a different movie. What am I, psychic? (fox)

RICKY GERVAIS – will not be hosting the Golden Globes again next year, saying he feels twice is enough. Which is how I now feel about watching the Golden Globes. (yahoo)

Halle Berry looks different

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 12:49 PM

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Halle Berry was seen yesterday in heavy prosthetics on her face and chest while filming scenes for ‘Truth or Dare’, which, thankfully, is a comedy.

WARNING: the comments section is about to set race relations back 50 years. And honestly it’s hard to blame them. Is she about to boil Bugs Bunny in a pot? WTF is this?

Halle Berry is a real whore

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 1:16 PM

Halle Berry Meeting Up With Gabriel Aubry In Sherman Oaks

No not really. That would kick ass though, huh? But she did have lunch in Sherman Oaks this weekend with ex-boyfriend (and the father of her child) Gabriel Aubry, then went and hooked up with new boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Look at this guy. Look at his punk ass. Smiling. Moving a bunch of stuff into her house. That French fuck has a lot of nerve, comin in here and bangin our hot chicks. Maybe a visit from Dr. Fist will wipe that smirk off his face, after he prescribes a medicine called American Pride.

damn you Halle Berry

By brendon September 21, 2010 @ 11:50 AM

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Halle Berry wore this slutty little outfit last week at some Ralph Lauren party, so last night, when she wore a see thru dress to celebrate whatever the hell Swarovski Elements is, I was hoping that she was turning into some kind of whore. Because whores are great.