By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM
AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)
GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)
HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)
VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.
By brendon February 08, 2011 @ 10:32 AM
On Friday it was reveled that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry would sometimes argue over how their daughter was labeled in the press. Both of Aubys’ parents are white, and Halles mom is white while her dad is black, but she still wants their child referred to as “black”.
Well, if nothing else the math on display here definitely proves she’s not Asian. TMZ says…
Halle Berry says it point blank … her daughter is Black — a direct message to her ex Gabriel Aubry who, according to sources, “went nuts” anytime someone called Nahla Black.
Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.” The one-drop rule was used during segregation to describe anyone who wasn’t 100% Caucasian.
Look if Halle wants to go back to the old timey rules about race, that’s fine with me, but I call dibs on buying her and making her my property. Let’s see how fond of the old days this hot bitch is once I start raping her.
By brendon February 04, 2011 @ 1:15 PM
God only knows what’s going on over at TMZ these days (they apparently let Dina Lohan write unedited posts now), but lately they’ve been saying that Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry’s ex, is racist, and now they add that he “went nuts whenever anyone would refer to their daughter as black”.
Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ … whenever Gabriel would read a story about Nahla that referred to her as “black,” he would go off, insisting his baby was white. We’re told Gabriel would tell Halle and others they should demand a “retraction” when such references were made regarding his daughter.
I don’t think I’m being pedantic by pointing out that he’s right. Nahla isn’t black. Halle is half white, her mom is white, and Gabriel Aubry is Canadian, which is as white as it gets. So they should say she’s mixed. Obviously Nahlas got some black in her, though Aubry probably doesn’t wanna hear that phrase again anytime soon either.
By brendon February 03, 2011 @ 11:36 AM
KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Christ calm down. It’s just Kim Kardashian. She goes shopping. What could go wrong. It’s not like the kid was gonna be on Ultimate Fighter, and someone was gonna grab her by her ankles and swing her around as a weapon. Though that would be cool, and effective. (people)
CHARLIE SHEEN – issued a statement yesterday thanking everyone for their support, and told E! that the rumors were, “All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” Awww, you gonna cry now, little baby. (e!)
KELLY BROOK – pranced around in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures. Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (splash)
By brendon February 02, 2011 @ 5:44 PM
The custody battle between Halle Berry and ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took a screamy new turn today with the revelation that Aubry has “numerous emails, text messages and voicemails (of Halle) which document her angry and jealous rages – and they’re bad.” Radar says…
But, according to a source close to the Canadian-born model he won’t be leaking them to the press, choosing instead to save them, if needed, to help present his case at family court in their upcoming custody battle.
“I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment.”
“I know it sounds like I’m painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.”
But I’m sure she doesn’t still freak out all the time now that they’re separated. Oh wait never mind.
“She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year.
“She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard.
“He could totally do a number on her if he chose to – but he’s a nice guy at the end of the day and unlike Halle, Gabe’s not concerned with the public believing he is the ‘wronged one’ and with controlling his image – he is concerned with his daughter and her welfare.
“Perhaps if Halle spent more time truly worrying about that and less time worrying about how she’s being portrayed in the press the situation would be better and easier for all concerned.”
I’m not sure why but I can kind of believe that Halle would have a crazy temper, and I kind of believe him, but maybe that’s just because the story of a gorgeous hunk whose beautiful ex can’t let him go hits so close to home.
By brendon February 01, 2011 @ 10:37 AM
Halle Berrys break up with Gabriel Aubrey seemed amicable enough, they were both real nice and seemed to have something worked out to share custody of their daughter, but now take whatever the exact opposite of those words are and add lots of profanity. E! says…
“She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter’s father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention.”
“Halle has serious concerns for her daughter’s well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her,” Berry’s rep says. The actress “has always made the needs and safety of her daughter her first priority and, both while Halle and Gabriel were a couple and since their breakup, Halle has only acted in her daughter’s best interest.”
Aww. I feel bad for their daughter. She’s the real victim in all this. Other than being so supernaturally beautiful that she’s probably gonna turn into a beam of pure radiant energy at puberty, her life is falling apart.
(image source = pacific coast)