I don't know what video this language is in – they sound like some kind of demon – but it doesn't even matter because it's got Halle Berry and her enormous boobs. She looks a little more pregnant here than before, giving this a certain innocent charm. Except, replace the word "innocent" with the words "not innocent" and then add "bouncy, bouncy" to the end.
If getting pregnant means growing enormous boobs overnight, and then virtually not changing in any other way, all you other chicks should feel free to go for it.
Halle Berry is hot. And chicks with huge boobs are hot. And now Halle Berry has huge boobs. Unfortunately it's because she's pregnant, and pregnant chicks creep me the fuck out. Knock it off Halle! If you're looking for trouble little missy, well you just found it.
Halle Berry made a joke some are saying was anti-Semitic Friday afternoon while taping her appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Page Six says:
(Berry) was showing Leno and his audience images of herself on her computer using the Mac program Photo Booth, which distorts images like a carnival fun-house mirror.
According to one audience member, "She introduced the first photo by saying, 'Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!' – it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, 'I'm glad you said that and not me.' When the show aired, they cut out her 'Jewish' comment…"
Another guest in the audience told us, "Ms. Berry should know how unbelievably inappropriate her comment was . . . She should be ashamed of herself."
Berry, who sounded like she was near tears, told Page Six last night: "I so didn't mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did."
Berry, who even offered to call Page Six's source and apologize in person, said, "It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself. There was a picture where I said I looked like Monica Lewinsky and one where I said I looked like Jay. It was just supposed to be a silly segment. I am so sorry, and I apologize."
Whatever dude. It's Halle Berry. She could kick a baby down the stairs and I'd still try to get into her toaster. I don't care if she hates Jews, the Irish, Eskimos, kitty cats or rainbows, it's still Halle Berry. I could walk into her bedroom and see the Nazi flag and a head in a jar and I'd still take my chances.
The Daily Mirror UK says that Halle Berry has been forced to hire extra security after receiving racist threats against the life of her unborn baby. The Mirror says:
Berry, who is three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko.
One said she and her child would be "cut into hundreds of pieces".
Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry.
A source close to the actress said: "Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure." Police are investigating the threats.
That was pretty much the entire article, so I'm not real sure why they say the letter was racist. It might just be from Kirstie Alley, who is very fat. Babies are like snacks to her, like a donut or donut flavored turkey. I would definitely start the investigation by questioning Kirstie Alley. She is very hungry.
After endless speculation, it was officially confirmed yesterday that Halle Berry is three months pregnant with her first child. Berry, 41, and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, 32, have dated for about a year and a half. People.com says:
"Yes, I am three months pregnant," the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. "Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I've waited a long time for this moment in my life."
Berry, 41, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old model Gabriel Aubry, met shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly three months later at the February opening of a Versace boutique in New York City.
Wow. This sucks. Sunsets and the laughter of a child can go fuck themselves, Halle Berry is maybe the most beautiful thing anywhere ever. Now she's gonna be another creepy pregnant chick, all moody and round and eating food in disgusting combinations. What are you, a catfish? Capers topped with red gummi bears, coke mixed with orange juice, jesus it's like living with a raccoon.
