HALLE BERRY IS ALL CURVY

By brendon June 10, 2008 @ 10:00 AM

Halle Berry and her giant rack went to the dentist in Burbank over the weekend, and they did it while wearing this revealing top.  Which means this dentist guy spent the weekend imagining leaning over an unconscious Halle Berry and thinking of things to put into her mouth.  Man what a coincidence.

(picture source = inf daily)



HALLE BERRY IS NEW AND IMPROVED

By brendon April 30, 2008 @ 11:24 AM

Here are some pictures from yesterday of Halle Berry, and as you can tell, something about her has changed since she had a baby.  That’s right.  New glasses.  Here’s a close up of the glasses.  I think they might be Panama Jacks.  As I understand it, most of todays top stars wear Panama Jacks.

CLARA BELLA BERRY – UPDATE

By brendon March 18, 2008 @ 4:16 PM

Although no official name has been chose for Halle Berrys new baby, Page Six reports a rumor that the little girl will be named Clara Stella Berry-Aubry. The Post says:

"Both mom and baby are doing well," revealed an insider at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
The Oscar winner, 41, and her male-model boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, 32, have a private birthing suite on the hospital's third floor. Their new bundle of joy isn't on public display within the maternity ward's viewing area.
The twice-divorced actress evaded the paparazzi when Gabriel drove her to Cedars from their nearby Hollywood Hills home during the early hours of Sunday morning.
Halle gave birth just after 10 a.m. with her French-Canadian boyfriend by her side.

Clara Stella is a stupid name but this chick is gonna be so hot it's not even gonna matter. Her name could be Dick Chopper Offer and she’d still have 1900 dates to the prom.

UPDATE – so, according to People magazine, the babys name is actually Nahla Ariela Aubry.  Worlds dumbest name?  Well … no.  But still pretty damn dumb.



HALLE BERRY IS A MOM

By brendon March 17, 2008 @ 8:53 AM

God it seems like this chick has been pregnant for years now, but last night Halle Berry finally gave birth, to a baby girl, at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.  She is 41, the father is 32-year-old male model Gabriel Aubry.  All are said to be doing well.  People magazine says:

Berry and the Aubry met while shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly together three months later at the February 2006 opening of a Versace boutique in New York City.
Berry first announced her pregnancy in September last year, when she was three months along.

This is troubling news for perverts everywhere, who were convinced Shiloh Jolie Pitt would be the sexiest baby ever.  Will this little girl and her fabulous genetics be even hotter?  Do Halle and Gabriel think they can just come into my life and turn my world upside down?  Can humans even rest their eyes upon such beauty, or is it reserved for the council of heaven?  These answers and more on the next … TYLER DURDEN!

HALLE BERRY IS HUGE

By brendon November 12, 2007 @ 6:01 PM

I don't know what video this language is in – they sound like some kind of demon – but it doesn't even matter because it's got Halle Berry and her enormous boobs.  She looks a little more pregnant here than before, giving this a certain innocent charm.  Except, replace the word "innocent" with the words "not innocent" and then add "bouncy, bouncy" to the end. 

BAM!

By brendon October 29, 2007 @ 4:49 PM

If getting pregnant means growing enormous boobs overnight, and then virtually not changing in any other way, all you other chicks should feel free to go for it.