Jessica Simpson looks sort of amazing again

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 3:58 PM

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I was hoping there would be some more paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson in her Halloween outfit, so that I may hold them gently, ast you would a lover. But there’s not (so far) which sucks because she looked amazing. I have no idea how and I don’t really care. I don’t know what an electron does or understand how cameras work either, so whatever, this is just one more thing on the pile.

Sandra Bullock is racy

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 2:44 PM

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Sandra Bullock dressed up as Jessie the Cowgirl yesterday to take her son Louis trick or treating in LA. As you can see, he wore a Buzz Lightyear costume, which is actually kind of weird because in the movies Jessie and Buzz are the sentient doll equivalent of boyfriend and girlfriend. But whatever.

And if you don’t remember, Bullock adopted Louis, who is almost 3 now, in January of 2010. She was NOT raped, and will get very very mad if you assume she was and approach her to offer your sympathies, even though you’re only trying to be polite. Because apparently that’s a crime now.

Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 1:27 PM

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In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible.

At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower is her ability to turn a penis red and flaky. Your mask is useless against that, Germaphobic Batman.

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Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are good at Halloween

By brendon October 30, 2012 @ 6:50 PM

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Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, “The happy couple are wearing sock monkey costumes and Sacha seems to be hiding a banana in his!” To be clear, the exclamation point in regards to his penis was their idea, not mine.