Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do... READ MORE

Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can... READ MORE

God damn I love pigtails. And they’re even better on a skinny chick with huge breasts, which is what JWoww dressed up as when she hosted a Halloween party at DUSK in Atlantic City. You might be one of... READ MORE

Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don’t think she’s a real nurse. I don’t know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to... READ MORE

Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn’t really read the fine print because... READ MORE

The Enquirer says today that friends and family of Jessica Simpson are worried she may be headed for a mental breakdown. They say Jess suffered a “frightening collapse recently”. To illustrate all this, they use a picture of her... READ MORE

I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don’t discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That’s not my rule, it’s in the Bible. Some people criticize her because... READ MORE

While we’re on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be... READ MORE

JENNIFER LOVE CHEWIT – tortured boys everywhere by twittering just this one picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween (full size UHQ here). Aren’t you surprised she didn’t post more? I know I was surprised. According to... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian calls this Princess Jasmine costume part of her “Disney Halloween”, but a better name might be “HOLYFUCKINGSHIT”.  Kim used to be kind of average looking. Now she seems to get hotter every day. If I had sex... READ MORE