11.01.2009 isla fisher is catwoman

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I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can’t believe these are all that I could find. I’d have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. “Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy,” I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform.

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11.01.2009 oh jesus christ

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The picture source for these said that James Gandolfini got dressed up as Homer Simpson for Halloween yesterday, and at first it seemed like they were just making a fat joke, but then he put on his Homer Simpson mask. And all I can say is AHH WHATTHEFUCK! Did he rip the eyes open with his bare hands. That is not a mask you want to see when you open the door to a stranger. If I saw a big dude standing in my door in this mask I would just push my girlfriend into him and then run away.  I’m very sensible.

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11.01.2006 HALLOWEEN IS SCARY

It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn't look like a complete monster.  And that's pretty much the nicest thing I've ever had to say about her.  Thanks to Rachel Weis, Paris didn't even have the laziest costume of the night.  It should probably give you pause if you pick your Halloween costume out of your closet, from the stuff you normally wear.  It barely even looks like those mouse ears are on her head.  It looks like she's just standing in front of them.  The opposite end of the spectrum would be Minnie Driver, who tried way too hard and failed miserably.  Most stars have their makeup done in Beverly Hills.  Minnie went to Six Flags.  She should have chosen the tiger whiskers or peace sign because this is a damn mess.  Alyssa Milano did the fairy thing roughly 8 billion times better.   Elisha Cuthbert went as a floating hat, at least whenver her pale ass stood in front of a white backdrop.  Ghosts are scary!