By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 6:23 PM
The see-through tops and grabbing your own tits memes really have turned fashion into something worthwhile of late. There used to be those heroin chic Euro zombies showing off their tops on the runways, but you always left the boy chested leering experience feeling a little deflated and questioning your sexuality. Now they’re using girls with real women’s bodies to push the same exact fashions. I don’t see how that could hurt.
You bet I’ll buy those skorts, they’ll go great with my hands on my tits at the 4th of July block party.
Photo Credit: Zink
By Lex January 31, 2014 @ 2:42 PM
Sports Illustrated is starting to leak out photos of their annual compendium of airbrushed swimsuit models. The Swimsuit edition used to come out in early February but got pushed back several weeks when somebody called that anonymous stolen software tip line and Adobe busted S.I. for not having enough Photoshop site licenses. So basically everybody is now huddled around Tim’s computer 24×7 trying to make all the girl nipples disappear. There’s been rumor that Kate Upton will be photographed in a bikini in a zero gravity photo, as the sports magazine tries to up their game from sending her to the Antarctic last year. If sales don’t pick up, in 2015 they’re going to miniaturize Kate Upton in a tiny submarine and inject her directly into a famous ex-athlete’s prostate.
Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated