Hannah Davis And Emily DiDonato Swimsuit Shoot For SI

By Lex January 14, 2016 @ 9:46 AM

Hannah Davis And Emily DiDonato Photoshoot For Sports Illustrated
It’s that time of year when Sports Illustrated exploits the H1-B visa program to import Mumbai’s finest Photoshoppers for four weeks solid dedicated thigh gap and nipple erasure work. The Swimsuit Edition has gone from a novelty piece to the single most important content and sales component of SI’s entire business model. Once in a while they’ll throw in a story on A-Rod to remind you they cover sports and also how much you hate A-Rod. The Time, Inc. family friendly hypocrisy is pretty annoying. So is the erasing the nipples bit. But for the most part if you’re not selling gaming and gambling online, you’re going to need tits to survive. There’s no shame in selling sex. Only in giving it away for free.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Kendall Jenner Smells Sweet

By Lex June 18, 2015 @ 1:59 PM

Kendall Jenner Shows Off Legs For Fragrance Awards
They have award shows for fragrances. Most all of them are bottled in a factory in Guangdong that slightly modifies each brand with a hint more phosphoglycine or a dash more scent of douche to present a unique formulation. Women purchase fragrances entirely based on whose selling it and how nice the bottle looks. So the same way men decide on who they should be married to for the rest of their lives. I like your ass in jeans, let’s bind ourselves for eternity. Perfume was invented to mask body odor. Wash your reproductive parts daily and save yourself ten billion annually. Or just fucking wash yourself daily. There’s no excuse to be French. The drought’s not that bad. Soap remains free in public toilets.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Hannah Davis Dances (VIDEO)

By Lex February 11, 2015 @ 11:47 AM

Dance like nobody’s watching, but post to Instagram to make sure they all do. Hannah Davis shared her waxed grunions on the cover of Sports Illustrated. The route between SI cover and female lead in cell phone video with a big named athlete finishing on your shoulder is pretty direct. You don’t need to do anything really. Just leave your mind open to romance and you will take flight. Famous guy spunk doesn’t weigh that much.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Hannah Davis In A See Through Top

By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 6:23 PM

Hannah Davis In A See Through Top For The Summer 2014 Issue Of Zink Magazine
The see-through tops and grabbing your own tits memes really have turned fashion into something worthwhile of late. There used to be those heroin chic Euro zombies showing off their tops on the runways, but you always left the boy chested leering experience feeling a little deflated and questioning your sexuality. Now they’re using girls with real women’s bodies to push the same exact fashions. I don’t see how that could hurt.

You bet I’ll buy those skorts, they’ll go great with my hands on my tits at the 4th of July block party.

Photo Credit: Zink

Hannah Davis Sexy In White Tees For GQ Magazine

By Lex April 22, 2014 @ 10:56 AM

Hannah Davis Sexy In White Tees For GQ Magazine

Photo Credit: GQ

Hannah Davis Models Bikinis For Spring Summer 2014 Luli Fama

By Lex March 25, 2014 @ 10:45 AM

Hannah Davis Models Bikinis For Spring Summer 2014 Luli Fama

Photo Credit: Luli Fama