Arianny Celeste for Less and Shit Around the Web

October 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Adriana Lima workout, Bella Thorne dancing, and more!


Harrison Ford Gets to the Choppa

March 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Several states have moved and failed to pass legislation making it harder for old people to drive. Maybe force them to take a road test where they distinguish between gas and brake. Stores do love their front windows.


Harrison Ford Playing With Fire

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Harrison Ford seems like a pretty fucked up dude. This assertion is based exclusively on the earring. He is somehow constantly sustaining minor injuries like he's a bush league hockey player. If you're doing the math, he's always drunk. When... READ MORE

Harrison Ford Crash Lands Plane, Bloodied, Maybe Could Use a Nap

March 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not about to make old people shouldn’t be driving jokes. It’s not funny. They really shouldn’t be driving. Though it’s politically unreasonable to think that will ever change. So we should just round them up and make them eat... READ MORE