Harry Styles Gay-Baiting Up a Storm

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Harry Styles is cashing in on thirsty gays to make money. Watch out James Franco. Styles hinted at his sexual ambiguity while pimping out his latest album, Harry Styles. 


Harry Styles Pees In Sir-Mix-A-lot’s Bushes

January 31, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One Direction singer and staged Kendall Jenner boyfriend, Harry Styles bared his ass while peeing in Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s bushes. The incident actually happened in November but has only now gotten attention online. Harry was having an evening promenade when he decided that he needed to drizzle on someone’s hedges, like you do. He lowered his pants […]


Brody Jenner Thinks Half-Sister Kendall Is a Slutty Genius

December 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brody Jenner thinks that his high school dropout little half-sister Kendall will break One Direction singer Harry Style’s poor heart. Harry, the One Direction guy with the intentionally dumb hair that a billion pubescent girls around the world imagine deflowering them, has supposedly been dating Kendall Jenner ever since Kris Jenner threatened to kill him […]


Cheer Up, Harry Styles, You Just Had Sex With Kendall Jenner

December 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sure  there’s some natural remorse after nailing a Kardashian. That’s the cosmos confirming you’re going to die prematurely in some grisly manner. Still, if you’re Q score is high enough to bone eighteen year old Kendall Jenner on a gratis package in New York, you’ve ought be wearing a shit-eating grin from ear to ear. […]


Kendall Jenner Caught Dating Harry Styles On A School Night

November 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure whose publicist set this doozy up, but it worked. Fresh off he nipple baring coming out party, Kendall Jenner went out with boy band prancing Harry Styles to a popular West Hollywood restaurant packed with paparazzi. Kris Jenner’s black-only dating policy for the girls who work her house was waived for the evening, […]


Harry Styles Twerked At The Teen Choice Awards (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

If Miley Cyrus hadn’t already taken the fine dance art of Twerking out behind the woodshed and put a bullet between its eyes, then One Direction’s Harry Styles took care of it at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards last night. As a billion teenage girls screamed with the orgasmic ferocity of 1,000 suns, Harry shook […]


Harry Styles Let One Direction Eat His Candy Thong (VIDEO)

June 24, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

This video is almost a week old, but it’s worth sharing because it’s both great to see that idiot kids are still violently hurling random objects at the guys from One Direction at their shows and Harry Styles still isn’t fooling anyone. There have always been questions about Harry’s preferences, what with his zest for […]


Harry Styles Is Either Nailing Ke$ha Or A Stripper

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she’s an edgy and in-your-face pop star. So because she’s desperate for attention and probably an HPV vaccine, Ke$ha told the […]


Someone Hit Harry Styles In The Balls With A Shoe

February 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In case you need proof that Scottish people are angry, violent and all-around fantastic, someone at One Direction’s show last night in Glasgow hit Harry Styles in the balls with a shoe. The boy band took a break between horrible songs to moisten their female fans’ panties, when someone chucked a shoe at the stage. […]


Taylor Swift still acts like a 15 year old

February 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It should go without saying that I didn’t watch Taylor Swift sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the Grammys last night, so I’m just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she’s acting like the entire god damn world is her facebook page again… …and (Swift) took a jab at […]