God knows why, but a bunch of candid pictures of Hayden Panettiere have shown up online over the last two days, and I guess this is what the young people are doing for fun these days. Putting on stormtrooper helmets and getting painted in the backyard in a bikini and licking metal asses. Many are suggesting that this is the sexiest picture ever taken of someone getting it on with a statue. Well anyone who says that clearly hasn't seen the pictures of me humping Martha Washington.
I've never watched "Heroes" because I'd much rather be outside with a football or a girl or a football and a girl, so I have no idea what it's about, but I guess it's about Hayden Panettiere making out with her dad. That's actually the best case scenario for these pictures taken on set yesterday for the first day of shooting for season 2. What a sexy show. Seriously, who the hell looks at their TV dad - while not filming - like this. Or kisses him like this. This chick is in love. I bet she writes his name on her notebook again and again and again and draws pictures of the two of them on a horse. Much like I do with Jessica Alba. Also similar is the end result. Except, instead of me hugging her, it's me throwing a hissy fit and throwing my stuffed animals and knocking down my lego version of Jessica.
I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is, so I must admit that it was a brilliant piece of strategy for her to lick everything in sight for about two years and eventually earn a spot in my heart. Well played Miss Panettiere. You are truly a worthy adversary. Alas, my obsession lies with another. I speak of course of the Black Cat Diamond. Oh madness, must you bewitch me with your siren song!
(thanks to Latino heartthrob Juan, who saw this last week and sent most of these new ones in)
What on earth is Hayden Panettiere doing? Is she okay? Has that other girl been injured in some fashion? Looks like this case calls for me and the gang at the youth detective agency I formed when I was 10 to get back together! Although … that may take some doing. I heard Kelly became a prostitute. And I think Gizmo got hooked on meth. And Mulky was murdered by a loan shark. Hm, it's kinda sad really. I think maybe I won't get the old gang back together. Jeez, thanks for draggin me down Hayden, ya' fuckin whore!
These pictures taken last night at the Peoples Choice Awards of Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere and Tawny Cypress aren't even mildly news worthy, they're only going up to get Kelly Osbournes fug ass off the front page. And also because Ali looks fantastic. I don't even know who Tawny Cypress is, all I know for sure is that she's clutching onto Ali like they're secret lovers. And maybe they are, for who knows what passions may burn in their hearts!
FUN QUOTE: "I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats." - Ali Larter
I only barely have any idea who Hayden Panettiere is. All I know for sure is that she isn't Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, and that's good enough for this week. I also know she's the cheerleader on that show "Heroes", and that she dresses like a flight attendant from the future. Her hobbies include sticking her ass out on the red carpet and pretending she's in the Fantastic Four.
NOTE - hmm. as of 1:00 pm pacific time, we seem to be having some weird server problem where clicking a thumbnail takes you to a blank white page. sorry about that. should be fixed soon. it was still fun though, wasnt it. all that clicking action.
UPDATE - ba-dow! fixed.
