MICHAEL J. FOX – will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he’s raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don’t need to be injected so he doesn’t bleed to death before he... READ MORE

GEORGE CLOONEY – didn’t look quite as cool in his yearbook as he does now. The only way this picture could be any more 80’s nerdier is if they had photoshopped him over a floppy disk. He must be... READ MORE

OK GO – has made another video for ‘This Too Shall Pass’, this one built around a Rube Goldberg machine that took 4 months to build. It’s a panoply of complex triggers and engineering. In related news, I learned... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – is 23, and Roberto Cavalli is 69. Good luck trying to figure out which one to feel sorry for. (wenn) JAY LENO – is planning a week of shows in New York City, to beat Letterman... READ MORE

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE – were photographed makin out in Paris on the set of her new movie. Perhaps all part of their intricate plan to trick the media into thinking they’re still together, which is apparently crucial... READ MORE

ANGELINA JOLIE – has been estranged from her father Jon Voight for almost a decade, but he was in Venice this weekend spending time with her and Brad Pitt and their army of kids. Also this weekend, I put... READ MORE

TIGER WOODS – almost threw away what matters most, but his apology this morning has made up a lot of ground. EA Sports, Gillete, and Upper Deck all issued statements of support today, at least opening the door to... READ MORE

OPRAH WINFREY – is an idiot. She tried to wipe the birthmark off Drew Brees’ face, saying she thought it was lipstick. More likely she thought it was chocolate. He’s lucky she didn’t bite him. (wonderwall) KRISTIN CAVALLARI –... READ MORE

AXL ROSE – made a very rare public appearance and played a secret show this weekend in New York. Unfortunately the only guy who filmed it had never heard of a camera before, and no one told him what... READ MORE

THE BRITTANY MURPHY FOUNDATION – has been shut down. The charity started by her ex-husband never filed for charity status, meaning he could spend the money however he wanted. Calling this a charity is the most deceptive name since... READ MORE