CHARLIE SHEEN – will be doing rehab, ahem, from his house. Because he doesn’t want any embarrassing details coming out about his private life. Remember this as you read the very next sentence. (tmz) KACEY JORDAN – has yet... READ MORE

KATIE COURIC – says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater) LADY GAGA – is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those... READ MORE

SKINS – has now lost so many sponsors (Taco Bell, Wrigley, Subway, Foot Locker, L’Oreal and Shick) due to its subject matter, it’s now in danger of being canceled. Can’t they just get new sponsors? Sponsors who aren’t so... READ MORE

NO STRINGS ATTACHED – was the only new movie in theaters this week, and it made 20 million to win a very slow weekend box office. So finally we’ve discovered that people will watch an Ashton Kutcher movie, as... READ MORE

REGIS PHILBIN – quit his talk show because of money, and he thinks he can do better, despite the fact that he was making 20 million a year and is so old he has to be reanimated with jumper... READ MORE

SKINS – is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it’s child pornography. I... READ MORE

SUPERBOWL XLV – will have at least 13 ads for movies, including what should be the first real footage from Super 8 and Capt. America. No word yet on what PuppyBowl VII will have ads for. Dog food? (variety)... READ MORE

SELENA GOMEZ – is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it’s her. And yes that’s the picture in question in the headline. I’m sure it’s fake but it’s hard to... READ MORE

MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s... READ MORE

CAMERON DIAZ – was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we’ve already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she’s annoying and arrogant so we’re gonna cover it again. This time with video,... READ MORE